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You came out of the grocers and dropped your bag .. I bent down to help pick everything up and you pinched my bum! I responded by kissing you on your cheek and you slapped me round my face! After that we went to a cafe for tea and cookies and all was well smile


OMFG I hate you stinky skunk. all I got was the crappy burger van outside homebase, im so pouting right now.

Sallie was the chef at the burger van outside homebase we met her there, I am still suing her for giving me food poisoning
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Sigh, still met her at a Muse concert with the same pair of shoes.
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I was seduced from across the bar by those tits and than her hubby showed up, and that another story!
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At the produce market, stampede loves to Rangel water melons. ;), I was mesmerised
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I selected the biggest and best melons available, they were on tranquil
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we met at the Big & Rich music video for "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" he heard I wanted to ride a cowboy.
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well we were neighbours,actually shared a yard,i used to steal ur panties and bras to try them on from ur clothesline,u caught me one day and the rest is short is u now live with me with u as mistress and me as sissy boy
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I was the policeman that came to you house to investigate a neighbours complaint about the theft of underwear from her washing line ...
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It wasnt at that event silly .. It was at the cinema and you had to sit next to me since that was the only seat left and if you recall I had to leave since she kept trying to get your hand inside my panties ...
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he wanted to get into my panties but once he did, he wouldn't take them off
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(woot) ... you so promised you would never tell! .. omg if KK finds out I wont even get Sunday's off anymore .. sobs.
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I was speeding when you stopped me and how was I to know that you will take my nervous statement “Do you have to give me a ticket officer, can’t you just spank me!” seriously.
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I was passing when I heard the unmistakeable sound of flesh being sharply smacked. Unable to resist, I approached and sent the Officer on his way by dint of a hefty bribe (and a half eaten donut) and continued where he left off.
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i was the person with whom u continued when the officer left
Find Simar on:
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2. Kik: simar2308
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Remember, we met at that strip club down on Bourboun Street.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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I was the stripper and gave her a private lap dance
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Anytime kinkysmile

Best strip club I've ever been to!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Anytime kinkysmile

Best strip club I've ever been to!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
The Engineer
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remember i pimped her out to you
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When we had a word about you pimping girls in my club
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I was lost and lonly I needed a friend. You saw me standing all alone. Said your much to young, your life's just begun. Lets talk for awhile.
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We didn't.
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At the Etihad Stadium where Spurs had just thrashed Arsenal 5 - 0. You were crying, I offered my handkerchief, took you for a cup of tea and wiped away the tears. You still have my handkerchief!

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Well, I took my young daughter to the cinema to see Hannah Montana The Move and MAA was there in the seat next to us...alone...seems he is quite the fan and he sang along and danced to all the songs.

Hey MAA
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I met Kiera when I snuck into her surprise birthday party. I ate all the birthday cake, because well...I LOVE CAKE!
And instead of kicking me out, she offered me a cup of tea.

Edit: And Rick ran over me with his truck!
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I met her at a blood giving session. I went there thinking i was doing a good deed when sugar baby took my blood and drunk it before my very eyes.
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I met him at a singles party even though we're both married...I have no idea why the organisers are so sloppy. If the two of us can get in there married I wonder how many more of us got through...