How many times have you had your hand down your pants today, AM?
I am a dog person.
What animal do you enjoy playing with the most?
A stroll through the park
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
What's a good way to get mugged?
The subway
Where did you get that hoagie?
The Easter Bunny
What mammal loves to fuck but will never fertilize colored eggs?
The United States Congress
What group of people don't accomplish shit and don't deserve their $172,000 annual salary until they do?
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Swollen
How's the eye?
I didn't even see it.
What did Stevie Wonder say about the Grammys?
Masturbation
In front of a room full of on watchers.
Football..
What do wives that are angry with their husbands, play?
Elephant
Q: What has a trunk but is not a car?
A: Coffee
What is an easy way to get caffeine in the morning?
Anteater
Who prefers ants not chocolate covered?
Motorboat
You want me to do what to your breasts??
4,753
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
How many posts do you make in a day??
Musicals
Your favorite type of theatre performance
Grapes
What is wine in pill form?
Laundry
What room in the house have you never been in?
Curling
What happens to Reese's toes when someone performs oral sex on her?
Oysters
What supposedly helps with your libido?
12"
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
What is 6” in penis inches?
Candle
Is it dripping hot wax over your ass?
Massage
What has a happy ending?
Screwdriver
What do an electrician and a cocktail with orange juice and vodka have in common?
Pickle juice
What do you get when you suck on a dill?
Shower
What do triton make ?
A clusterfuck of epic proportions
What did you do last night?
Smoke Alarm
What is the most used appliance in my kitchen.
Sponge
Name the germiest thing in your kitchen.
Blue
What color are my panties?
Gas
