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What's easier to replace than a balding husband?

Escape clause
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What everyone who goes through a divorce wishes they had to avoid the major impact of that event.

Rug burns

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

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What does a bald man get when he fixes his wig using the wrong type of glue?

A spastic colon
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What keeps one from spending too much time at Lush?

Toilet paper
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What is more valuable than money during this pandemic? (Just think...if someone TP’ed your house, it would appraise $10k higher!)

Rocking chair

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

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Where you’ll find new moms nursing.


Dirty Dozen
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Who are AmeliaLeigh, seashelle1979, SoulCryingOut, Beffer, Devils_Desire, Tantaleyes, leftlingula, dlcalcuy, RainDancer, lynnwitt, hidden_agenda73, and curious3045?

Red Ferrari

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

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What do you feel in your belly when you speak to Sprite?


Silliness
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Who are AmeliaLeigh, seashelle1979, SoulCryingOut, Beffer, Devils_Desire, Tantaleyes, leftlingula, dlcalcuy, RainDancer, lynnwitt, hidden_agenda73, and curious3045? *Giggle*

Copy/Paste
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Glad you liked my humor seashelle1979. I wasn’t sure if it was too obscure.

What life is like with this pandemic.

Snowball

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

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What is it called when two people swap sperm, orally?

tornado
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A name dubbed for an alley with frequent foul weather

Whipped Cream
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What do you get when you dont make the bed in the morning?

shower
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That would be room 239

Snoring ?
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What sound doesn't put Brock Turner off, during sex?


Iron Man
Quantum Tease
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What did Rob become when he fell into a vat of liquid sildenafil?

Soft and slippery
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How would one describe Lynn’s pussy?

Yellow
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What color snow should you not eat?

Wingtips
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What do you find on some womens' hygiene products?

Soft Spikes
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How do weak volleyball player operate at the net?

soft-serve
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How did the ice-cream truck driver's wife describe her sex life?


Fire In The Hole
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What’s considered my front door ?

Bubbling Water
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What do I get when my sink gets clogged?

Documents
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What should I shred to destroy the evidence?

Squirrel
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Where are you if you're submerged in a river in Sunderland, UK?

No time to lose.
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What's a good reason not to wear underwear?

Eleven