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31 Aug 2020

What you can never find when you invite your date up for a drink...

Bald tires

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

1 Sep 2020

What's easier to replace than a balding husband?

Escape clause

1 Sep 2020

What everyone who goes through a divorce wishes they had to avoid the major impact of that event.

Rug burns

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

1 Sep 2020

What does a bald man get when he fixes his wig using the wrong type of glue?

A spastic colon

1 Sep 2020

What keeps one from spending too much time at Lush?

Toilet paper

2 Sep 2020

What is more valuable than money during this pandemic? (Just think...if someone TP’ed your house, it would appraise $10k higher!)

Rocking chair

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

2 Sep 2020

Where you’ll find new moms nursing.

Dirty Dozen

2 Sep 2020

Who are AmeliaLeigh, seashelle1979, SoulCryingOut, Beffer, Devils_Desire, Tantaleyes, leftlingula, dlcalcuy, RainDancer, lynnwitt, hidden_agenda73, and curious3045?

Red Ferrari

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

2 Sep 2020

What are Veblen Goods?

Butterflies.

2 Sep 2020

What do you feel in your belly when you speak to Sprite?

Silliness

5 Sep 2020

Who are AmeliaLeigh, seashelle1979, SoulCryingOut, Beffer, Devils_Desire, Tantaleyes, leftlingula, dlcalcuy, RainDancer, lynnwitt, hidden_agenda73, and curious3045? *Giggle*

Copy/Paste

9 Sep 2020

Glad you liked my humor seashelle1979. I wasn’t sure if it was too obscure.

What life is like with this pandemic.

Snowball

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

11 Sep 2020

What is it called when two people swap sperm, orally?

tornado

11 Sep 2020

A name dubbed for an alley with frequent foul weather

Whipped Cream

11 Sep 2020

A garnish for sundaes, nipples, or cocks...cherry not required.

Rumpled sheets

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

12 Sep 2020

What do you get when you dont make the bed in the morning?

shower

12 Sep 2020

The title to my first story/poem I published here on Lush. You should go read it...it’s a short one.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/-the-shower-.aspx

Creaky bed springs

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1