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Mustache
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Pubic hair
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What makes sex feel great!

Hard nipples
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No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
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What usually happens when I skinny-dip?

Busy signal
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What does one most always get when calling their phone service provider?

Deep Impact
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What attribute comes in handy, in the bedroom?

brassiere
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What is the name of that French restaurant where everything is served in D cups?

Premature ejaculation
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Stethoscope
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Peppermint oil
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Maple Syrup
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Who’s prison name was M. Diddy?

Futon
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What do you call a sofa-bed that isn't very good at either job?


The Lone Ranger
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Which Texas Ranger has a problem passing gas uncontrollably?

Bigfoot
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What do you call a guy with a huge cock?

Johnson
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Alarm clock
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Wet Spot
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Toasted muffin.
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What happens if you don't wax your peach for a few weeks?

Pearl jam
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New blade
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Nice one seashell1979!

What you think when you have to close your laptop while browsing Lush when “someone” walks by.

Cold puppy nose

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

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Puppy Breath
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What puppy has after cleaning itself ?

Corkscrew