Have you Ever...

No

HYE visited a sex shop

Yes, but only browsed.

HYE made a sex tape/video?

Yes a few

Bush or shaven

Very much a bush man. Trimmed is fine, but not that into bare pussies. (but this is the Have You Ever thread 😉)

HYE been to a nudist camp or resort?

Sorry no

HYE shaved a bush

Yes

HYE been bumped uglies with another Lushie?

No 😇

Have you posted on Roses lately

Not lately. ...or ever.

Have you ever accomplished your opus maximus?

Yes, we were married for 35 years before she passed away.

Have you ever been peed on?

Yeah, my GF peed down my thigh when we were taking a shower together.

Have you ever worked for a boss who was a bastard?

No

HYE had sex with someone for money

No.

Have you ever cheated in a relationship?

No, she always knew if I was going to be with someone else and it was with her blessing. The rules were the same for her.

Have you ever had a 3some with one of the opposite sex and one of the same sex?

I have not had a threesome, but that would be the one of most interest to me (see my latest story, in fact).

What would it take for you to summarily, no second chance end a relationship?

If they sold me to the white slavers.

Have you ever been invited to someone's home for dinner and they served something you really didn't want to eat, but ate it anyway?

Yes, I try to eat it to be polite. Just eat a small potion.

Have you ever gone to your partners family members home you never met and made feel unwelcomed?

No.

Have you ever re-gifted a gift you received?

Yes

Have you ever been on stage

Yes

Have you ever been to Spain?

Nope.

Have you ever rescued an animal?

A runaway dog came up to me once, and I called the animal shelter.

Have you ever written a poem?

Several that are on StoriesSpace and more that are lost to the mists of time.

HYE contemplated making a career of writing (or another art)?

When I was young I dreamed of becoming a journalist.

HYE wanted to start over somewhere new, with a new name and no backstory?

Yes, I'd do it today if I could

HYE run away?

No

HYE stole anything?

No. Kala and I used to 're-arrange' things in our RA's dorm room just to drive her insane.

Have you ever 'gas-lighted' someone?

No

HYE gone to a nude beach?

No, but it's something I would try given the opportunity.

HYE fallen asleep in a class or meeting?

In high school I wrestled and was cutting weight and working out constantly. Really stupid thing to do as a kid. But long story short I passed out in many classes and woke up in a puddle of drool a lot.

HYE had to discard your underwear while you were out in public?

No

HYE had a woman who give you her undies in public because you asked.