Have you Ever...

No, but I gave a blowjob in a parking lot.

Have you ever had a prescribed medical procedure/device denied by your health insurance?

Being in Canada, not really. Just long wait times. I do have one test coming up that isn't funded but it's not expensive relatively speaking.

HYE gambled and lost big?

I sat in on a High Stakes Poker Game in Vegas one time and lost a couple of thousand dollars. Probably the most I have ever lost in Vegas or playing poker.

HYE laughed so hard at a movie you were watching, that you wet yourself slightly?

No, but I am not as continent as I once was so ... someday?

HYE played music too loud and pissed off other people in the household who have different musical tastes?

No, but my mom did that all the time when we were growing up.

Have you ever been bullied or victimized by someone at any point in your life?

I had a fellow student try to bully me in high school. He broke up with a girl and I immediately asked her out. That Monday, he cornered me in the hallway put his hand around my neck and told me to stay away from his girlfriend. I kicked him in the balls so hard, that I probably damaged him for good, as I heard later that they got married but were unable to have children.

Have you ever had the weather ruin your holiday plans?

Yeah. Living in Southern Ontario, Christmas blizzards can and do happen.

Is there a Christmas gift from any period of your life that will always stick with you in memory?

Just the last Christmas I got to spend with my grandmother before she died, shortly thereafter.

Have you ever had anything sad spoil one of your Christmases?

My wife died in November, so that was not a fun Christmas.

Have you ever swum with dolphins in the wild or at a resort?

I haven't. My son did on a resort tour while I watched (I'm a terrible swimmer. The dolphin probably would have laughed at me. 🤣)

HYE had unexpected good news when awaiting bad news?

Yes!

Have you ever felt unfairly treated at a job?

I have been passed over for jobs twice because I was not the correct sex or nationality. In both instances, the person hired left the company shortly after they were employed and the company called to see if I was still interested. I managed to burn that bridge by telling them what they could do with the position.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

Not exactly. I was moving up quickly (too quickly for some males in the office) at a consulting firm, when one of my past sexual indiscretions surfaced and was used against me by my male colleagues to derail my advancement, so I left.

Have you ever had a friend get you a good job?

No....got my first job as an intern and then stayed on.

Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Not really. I thought I was having one twice during two episodes of severe anaphylactic shock. But epinephrine and Benadryl brought me out of it.

Have you ever taken your shirt off at a football game cuz you had a number or letter grease-painted on your chest?

Possessing a hairy chest does not warrant painting letters or numbers on it.

Have you ever taped a movie, inside a movie theater?

Nope. Haven't been to a movie in a theater in many years now.

Have you ever recorded, audio and/or video, yourself having sex in any form?

I haven't, but others have video'd me having sex.

Have you ever daydreamed about being a pornstar?

No, most of that stuff today is too artificial.

Have you ever fantasized about a pornstar?

Just Nella.

Have you ever visited a filming location where a favorite movie was shot?

Not yet.

Have you ever had a threesome?

Many.

Have you ever colored your hair?

Nope, I've earned my few grey hairs.

Have you ever made filled chocolates?

Made, no. Eaten, many.

HYE reconnected with someone from your past, only to regret it?

I have no regrets, except telling my wife that I loved her, at least one extra time before she died.

HYE been introduced to the mile high club?

Had offers, but I declined, including a randy old bush pilot that flew me into northern Canada on business.

Have you ever baled on a sexual encounter when the other person tried to get you into something really kinky?

No I don’t believe so or not that I can recall.

HYE had sex with someone shorter than you for a woman answering or Taller if a man answers

I have had sex with a couple of women that were taller than me.

HYE been at the US - Canadian border?

Yeah, we were stuck in line for over an hour at the Washington state border, coming back from Canada.

Have you ever flirted with a stranger in another car, stopped at a light?

Not in many years. While at the University... well, yes.

Have you ever been in one of the major parades (Thanksgiving, Rose Bowl, ??)