Have you Ever...

No, and I am rather disappointed at that. 😟

HYE put a stop to a sexual encounter after the clothes came off?

Yes.

HYE had pity sex? How did that turn out?

Yes. Except for the fact that I had to have sex with him twice, to prove it wasn't just pity sex, it was okay.

Have you ever tried to get your partner to cum quickly to get it over with because it was lousy?

one yes. Sad part was that he thought it was absolutely amazing.

HYE fucked someone at your workplace?

Nope. Even if I had a relationship with someone from work, I would keep things offsite. Current office doesn't really have any suitable spaces, either.

HYE masturbated on work time?

Yes but in this age of working from home it’s probably not as unusual anymore.

Have you ever been in a hotel and heard someone having loud sex in the next room?

Yup. called in a noise complaint too, hahaha.

HYE met someone, for the first time, in a hotel room

Yes 😃

HYE had a one night stand and couldn't wait to get out of there?

Yes.

HYE flown to meet someone from the online world?

Yes.

Have you ever served on a jury?

No, but I'd like too.

HYE regretted a breakup?

I regretted that it had to happen, but it was inevitable.

Have you ever been romantically involved with 2 people at the same time?

Yes, was quiet an experience.

HYE totaled a car?

No but a motorbike yes.

HYE got back with an ex?

No.

Have you ever been so exhausted after sex you couldn't move?

YES. Food, water after that is like a god-sent.

HYE walked away from sex with someone, cuz it was so so bad?

No, pity sex! 😉

HYE faked an orgasm to get the deed done with?

No, I just told him to hurry up and cum, cuz he wasn't going to get me there.

Have you ever given mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, or the Heimlich Maneuver?