Have you Ever...

No.

Have you ever warned someone that they were falling for a scam or a con-artist?

Yes, I have .....they were quite appreciative and the con-artist cussed me while walking away.

Have you ever had sex on a diving board?

No. I would be too scared to get aroused.

HYE has sex on a rooftop with a nice view?

Not unless you call the forecastle of a boat a rooftop.

Have you ever camped by a lake and gone skinnydipping in the lake?

I have not camped by a lake and skinny dipped, but I have skinny dipped

Have you been caught by your grandparents having sex?

Nope. I only had one grandparent left by the time I was sexually active and he lived a distance away.

HYE travelled a long distance just for sex?

Just once. Ohio to Utah.

Have you ever had sex with someone you met on vacation?

Yep - I was on vacarion in San Francisco once. I had to drive south and go to a small town called King City, There I met a wonderful lady who operated a gift shop. We struck up a conversation inside her store, and we hit it off. We wound up going into the back of her store for some hot sex.

What was the most unusual incident you ever saw while swinging?

Yes. A French girl

Have You Ever skydived?

No.

Have you ever piloted a drone?

Yes....great pictures of a park we were visiting

Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Yes But it wasn’t the best conditions

Have you ever had sex in the snow

No. Too f-ing cold.

HYE slept with a family member of a close friend?

Yes

HYE wanted to try and communicate with an Ape or Gorilla at the local zoo?

No, I would look silly.

Have you ever told someone that you sexually fantasized about them

Yes. And offered details when they seemed receptive.

Have you ever asked for rougher treatment during sex?

Yeah, some partners thought I was so petite that I might break, so I assured them I was tougher than I look.

Have you ever been hurt having sex?

Luckily No

Have you ever used a strap on or had one used on you?

No but I am open to the idea

HYE had embarrassing information about your sex life reach ears it should not have (family, friends, etc.)?

After my birthday I was asked by a friend at work what I got from my partner. There was only two of us there when I started talking and didn’t realize one of the female sous chefs had come in behind me. (Noisy kitchen). I told them how I got a really nice massage that ended with a happy ending tit-job. Didn’t go into any details other than that.

But for the next four days the sous had though it was pretty funny and kept bringing it up (I was very quiet about sexual stuff generally and was seen as sort of a prude in terms of kitchen folk). “We’re 5 minutes out, hey Titty Fucker! Will the lasagna be ready?” “Hey, run down to the cooler and grab more steaks. Try not to fuck any titties on the way.” Was pretty embarrassing.

HYE participated in titty fucking since I’m on the subject?

Oh my yes. I was dating a girl once who had some very large tits. She loved to hold her tits together while I slid my dick in between, eventually shooting my cum into her opened mouth.

Ever teabag a partner?

Yeah.

Have you ever given a pity-fuck?