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Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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When I switched from librarian to corporate IT but that was 25 years ago and because of family reasons. Not sure I really wanted to change even then.

HYE been alone in a strange place and gotten sick or hurt?

Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3

Rainbow Warrior
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No, I'm never alone.

Have you ever woken up somewhere and didn't remember how you got there?

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I travel a lot, and it has happened in hotels, quite often. Maybe I wake up because I need to use the bathroom and it takes me a minute to think, "where in the fuck am I".

Have you ever peed in your front or back yard?

Rookie Scribe
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No. Not really, I guess. ;)

Ever masturbate at work

Yes

Active Ink Slinger
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Teachme....if you are going to be part of these forums, you need to play by the rules....if you don't understand the rules, go back to the first post to see what you are expected to do.

Have you ever had sex with someone that would be considered obese....not chubby, but obese?

Headbanging ape from cold North 🤘
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I have not but I have known obese people that I would not say no to.

HYE tried to correct someone's bad posting in a game thread only to have them keep doing it?

Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3

Rainbow Warrior
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Yep. But I've screwed up myself a few times.

Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?

Active Ink Slinger
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Yes, a variety of weapons.

Have You Ever caught a ride with a total stranger by hitchhiking (a few details about the situation and how it turned out)?

Rainbow Warrior
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I was a majorette in the band in high school, and at an away game on a Friday night, I missed the band bus, and everyone was leaving the stadium, so I had to ask for a ride back to my hometown on the truck that brought all the football equipment.

Have you ever been a Good Samaritan, and it went badly?

Advanced Wordsmith
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I don’t think so but I could see how it could be misinterpreted.

At a party are you a social butterfly or do you keep to yourself?

Active Ink Slinger
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Butterfly, even though that was not a "have you ever question?

Have you ever had sex with a person of a different color than yourself?

Sexual Connoisseur
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I believe in equal opportunity sex. I have dated Blacks, Asians, Indians, and others.

Have you ever had sex while on a blind date?

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Yes. Worth it. Never again smile

HYE Met a crush on a blind date?

Rainbow Warrior
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No.

Have you ever gone to a high school or college class reunion and been flirted with by someone who never looked twice at you when you were in school?

Active Ink Slinger
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Yes and we ended up hooking up

Have you ever masturbated hoping to be caught by a neighbor or passing stranger?

Active Ink Slinger
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No, I can't say that would be my motivation for masturbating, but if I were caught by a neighbor or a stranger....cest la vie.

Have you ever interrupted eating a meal to go have sex?

Active Ink Slinger
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No I haven’t but definitely would

Have you ever had a Reese Pieces Sundae. It’s a real thing

Rainbow Warrior
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No, but I suppose I could order one at Clay's.

Where could you go locally for an ice cream treat?

Sexual Connoisseur
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Locally, we have a chain of ice cream/hamburger stores called Braums.

Have you ever had sex in a car while in a restaurant's drive-thru?

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Rainbow Warrior
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I gave a blowjob in a drive-thru! 😋

Have you ever received oral sex in a public place?

Sexual Connoisseur
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I haven't received it, but I have given it. I once licked Vicki's pussy while sitting in the top row of a stadium during a football game.

Have you ever masturbated in front of a total stranger without prior warning?

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Advanced Wordsmith
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I haven’t…I always warn them first.

Have you ever brought a date home and only masturbated with them and then said goodnight?

Active Ink Slinger
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I have not, my partners have always been gunshy about masturbating in front of anyone, which is a shame because I would love to watch.

Have you ever recorded yourself masturbating? Audio or video.