Have you Ever...

I have not, my partners have always been gunshy about masturbating in front of anyone, which is a shame because I would love to watch.

Have you ever recorded yourself masturbating? Audio or video.

I had someone else record me, would that count?

Have you ever crawled into a bed and someone that you were not expecting was already in it?

No, I haven't

Have you ever had sex in a limo?

Never been in one, to be honest. Even for our wedding, we just used Dad's full-sized sedan. But if I was going to do it in a moving car, that would probably be the way.

HYE had sex with a random stranger while travelling alone?

I have.

HYE tried an "unknown food" and liked it? Rocky mountain oysters etc.

Quite a few. One of the benefits of marrying another culture. Jellyfish, sea cucumbers, snakes, and so on.

HYE been robbed in a foreign country.

No.

Have you ever warned someone that they were falling for a scam or a con-artist?

Yes, I have .....they were quite appreciative and the con-artist cussed me while walking away.

Have you ever had sex on a diving board?

No. I would be too scared to get aroused.

HYE has sex on a rooftop with a nice view?

Not unless you call the forecastle of a boat a rooftop.

Have you ever camped by a lake and gone skinnydipping in the lake?

I have not camped by a lake and skinny dipped, but I have skinny dipped

Have you been caught by your grandparents having sex?

Nope. I only had one grandparent left by the time I was sexually active and he lived a distance away.

HYE travelled a long distance just for sex?

Just once. Ohio to Utah.

Have you ever had sex with someone you met on vacation?

Yes. A French girl

Have You Ever skydived?

No.

Have you ever piloted a drone?

Yes....great pictures of a park we were visiting

Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Yes But it wasn’t the best conditions

Have you ever had sex in the snow

No. Too f-ing cold.

HYE slept with a family member of a close friend?

Yes

HYE wanted to try and communicate with an Ape or Gorilla at the local zoo?

No, I would look silly.

Have you ever told someone that you sexually fantasized about them

Yes. And offered details when they seemed receptive.

Have you ever asked for rougher treatment during sex?

Yeah, some partners thought I was so petite that I might break, so I assured them I was tougher than I look.

Have you ever been hurt having sex?

Luckily No

Have you ever used a strap on or had one used on you?

No but I am open to the idea

HYE had embarrassing information about your sex life reach ears it should not have (family, friends, etc.)?

After my birthday I was asked by a friend at work what I got from my partner. There was only two of us there when I started talking and didn’t realize one of the female sous chefs had come in behind me. (Noisy kitchen). I told them how I got a really nice massage that ended with a happy ending tit-job. Didn’t go into any details other than that.

But for the next four days the sous had though it was pretty funny and kept bringing it up (I was very quiet about sexual stuff generally and was seen as sort of a prude in terms of kitchen folk). “We’re 5 minutes out, hey Titty Fucker! Will the lasagna be ready?” “Hey, run down to the cooler and grab more steaks. Try not to fuck any titties on the way.” Was pretty embarrassing.

HYE participated in titty fucking since I’m on the subject?

Yeah.

Have you ever given a pity-fuck?

I had a good friend that was going thru a tough divorce, and what started out as just holding each other close, turned to kissing and ultimately lovemaking.

Have you ever peed in public and had someone watch/catch you?

Yes me and a few friends were going to the store to get more beer and someone had placed a old toilet to the curb for garbage and I opened the seat and went pee

Have you ever exposed yourself to strangers in public?

Quite the opposite. I have only exposed myself when I was sure I was alone.

HYE engaged in mutual masturbation with someone who saw you exposed?

No.

Have you ever 'run with the bulls?' (run naked in public with a bunch of other naked peeps.)