Have you Ever...

No.

Have you ever gone to a high school or college class reunion and been flirted with by someone who never looked twice at you when you were in school?

Yes and we ended up hooking up

Have you ever masturbated hoping to be caught by a neighbor or passing stranger?

No, I can't say that would be my motivation for masturbating, but if I were caught by a neighbor or a stranger....cest la vie.

Have you ever interrupted eating a meal to go have sex?

No I haven’t but definitely would

Have you ever had a Reese Pieces Sundae. It’s a real thing

No, but I suppose I could order one at Clay's.

Where could you go locally for an ice cream treat?

I gave a blowjob in a drive-thru! 😋

Have you ever received oral sex in a public place?

I haven’t…I always warn them first.

Have you ever brought a date home and only masturbated with them and then said goodnight?

I have not, my partners have always been gunshy about masturbating in front of anyone, which is a shame because I would love to watch.

Have you ever recorded yourself masturbating? Audio or video.

I had someone else record me, would that count?

Have you ever crawled into a bed and someone that you were not expecting was already in it?

No, I haven't

Have you ever had sex in a limo?

Never been in one, to be honest. Even for our wedding, we just used Dad's full-sized sedan. But if I was going to do it in a moving car, that would probably be the way.

HYE had sex with a random stranger while travelling alone?

I have.

HYE tried an "unknown food" and liked it? Rocky mountain oysters etc.

Quite a few. One of the benefits of marrying another culture. Jellyfish, sea cucumbers, snakes, and so on.

HYE been robbed in a foreign country.

No.

Have you ever warned someone that they were falling for a scam or a con-artist?

Yes, I have .....they were quite appreciative and the con-artist cussed me while walking away.

Have you ever had sex on a diving board?

No. I would be too scared to get aroused.

HYE has sex on a rooftop with a nice view?

Not unless you call the forecastle of a boat a rooftop.

Have you ever camped by a lake and gone skinnydipping in the lake?

I have not camped by a lake and skinny dipped, but I have skinny dipped

Have you been caught by your grandparents having sex?

Nope. I only had one grandparent left by the time I was sexually active and he lived a distance away.

HYE travelled a long distance just for sex?

Just once. Ohio to Utah.

Have you ever had sex with someone you met on vacation?

Yes. A French girl

Have You Ever skydived?

No.

Have you ever piloted a drone?

Yes....great pictures of a park we were visiting

Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Yes But it wasn’t the best conditions

Have you ever had sex in the snow

No. Too f-ing cold.

HYE slept with a family member of a close friend?

Yes

HYE wanted to try and communicate with an Ape or Gorilla at the local zoo?

No, I would look silly.

Have you ever told someone that you sexually fantasized about them

Yes. And offered details when they seemed receptive.

Have you ever asked for rougher treatment during sex?

Yeah, some partners thought I was so petite that I might break, so I assured them I was tougher than I look.

Have you ever been hurt having sex?

Luckily No

Have you ever used a strap on or had one used on you?