Have you Ever...

No

HYE thought the Forum is a bit silly?

Parts of it are, but othing wrong with some silliness.

HYE spent hours creating a setting for your stories only to not use it?

I have had that happen a few times, but I keep a file where I record various scenes and settings I started out to use, but I later thought they were not appropriate for the story on which I was working at the time. I always eventually find a way to use those discarded scenes in future stories, or, on at least one occasion, a discarded scene became a story on its own.

Have you or would you allow a family member to read your stories as you wrote them?

My husband and my sister, used to read my stories before I sent them to the mods. Since I left Lush once, and my stories were deleted, I am not publishing stories here anymore.

HYE broke wind in public and immediately taken credit for it?

No.

Have you ever both hired and fired an employee?

Having been self-employed for most of my career, I never had the opportunity to do either.

Have you ever been to an amusement park in the rain?

I love amusement parks in the rain, most of them are required to shut down when storms roll through. A metal ride can become a huge lightning rod, and most insurance providers require operators to shut down for the duration of a storm.

HYE shared cum through an open-mouthed kiss?

Yes. My girlfriend and I snowball our boyfriends' cum.

Have you ever performed a sex act in front of a roomful of people?

Vicki and I enjoy open sex and have often been watched by a room full of strangers. We belong to a swing club, but we especially love visiting a club for the first time - it gives us a chance to fuck in front of (and often include) total strangers.

Where is the most forbidden place where you have had sex (like a classroom, church, etc)?

In a retired confessional booth in a Catholic church basement after a wedding rehearsal.

Have you ever had sex in your parents' bed?

No.

@beffer: That's quiet something.

Ever had car sex?

I loved driving through the countryside as my girlfriend sat on my cock. It's a good thing we were on a deserted country road, as I drove off the road a couple of times.

How many instances have you had of having sex with a perfect stranger?

More than I care to admit! Close to a dozen, I'd guess.

Have you ever gone up to a perfect stranger and asked them for a date?

If you never ask, you'll never know - so, yeah.

Guys, have you ever let someone suck your balls while you jack-off and shoot a load. (Or, for the ladies, have you ever done this for your man?)

Sometimes, just putting one of their balls in my mouth is enough to trigger their ejaculation. I guess that means I have done so.

HYE masturbated because you wanted to come so bad (as opposed to edging) and just couldn't get it done?

It has happened.

HYE burned your bridges with an ex and then realized you still wanted them?

No. I only burn bridges when they need to be permanently burned.

Have you ever dated someone you met at a friend's or relative's wedding?

I did.

HYE told a lie at work that everyone believed?

I am trying to remember if I have ever told a lie.

HYE had someone on Lush seem very excited to become your friend, and after doing so, you never heard from them again?

Yes, that is a danger of having an online "friendship."

Bukake - do any ladies enjoy this?

Not this lady! (If you can call me a lady) lol

Have you ever had an evening of g-rated games with friends turn R-rated or X-rated?

Not really. I mean, racy jokes and stuff, sure, but never turned into strip (game name) or anything.

HYE given up on someone only to have them come through in the crunch?

No....by instincts are pretty good, once I have given up on them, they tend to never come through in any kind of crunch.

HYE pet a wild animal?

Have you ever went out with the same sex?

Have.

HHYE pet a wild animal.

Not unless you consider a Mustang (horse, not the car) a wild animal.

Have you ever driven a muscle car?

Yes

HYE driven a manual transmission car?

Nope, only auto and CVT.

HYE slept in on the day of an important meeting or appointment?

No, I'm very duty-bound.

Have you ever been shocked by an electrical fault?

Yes, nasty jolt.

HYE wanted to change careers?