Have you Ever...

I am WAY beyond experimentation, unless you mean with someone new.

HYE had two sets of genitalia in your hands, at the same time?

Yep!

Have you ever had sex when you were grungy, sweaty, or otherwise not at your physical best?

Sure, after playing tennis or golf, my partner and I will play around together on our way to the shower. Sometimes it takes a while to get there.

Have you ever used something "unusual" as a sex toy?

not yet..

ever been rejected harshly outright while trying to find someone to hook up with?

Never been rejected.

Have you ever submitted a sex story here and had it rejected?

Nope. Been told to try.

HYE driven a sport vehicle?

That would probably depend on your definition of sport vehicle....in some circles, I currently drive a "sport vehicle".

HYE done something as sport, that would be considered dangerous; i.e. scuba diving with sharks?

No. Danger isn't my kink. 😋

HYE done something you otherwise would not have to impress a potential partner?

No. I should be impressive enough for anyone.

Have you ever been asked to do something sexual that you never expected from that partner?

Yes, I never expected my current husband to ask me to have sex the first time. I wasn't aware that he was sexually attracted to me.

Have you ever engaged in some sort of sexual activity on an airplane?

Oh yes. When I was taking private flying lessons, one of my favorite memories was getting a blowjob while flying. I loved sitting in the cockpit, with my cock in her mouth pit.

For the next question...

Have you ever masturbated in front of a total stranger in public?

No, used plenty of bug spray to get rid of the infestation.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy come true?

Yes. As I fucked a girlfriend, she slid a vibrator into her ass. The vibrations and excitement in that DP brought us both to new heights (her idea). First for me: hopefully for her.

Have you ever swapped spouses or significant others with another couple? If so, who and situation?

Many times, with many couples. But for the past several years, with just one couple, who became our best friends. He'd been one of my FWBs since he was 17. After he finished college, he brought his girlfriend to me to try girl-sex, and she became my girlfriend. We've been swapping with them nearly every weekend for years.

Have you ever converted a non-sex friend into a sexual friend?

Why yes, I have on more than one person.

Have you ever had anything unusual in your butt?

Not sexually, but medically 7 times for operations I had in that region in the past 7 years. Waiting to see if I need operation number 8.

Have you ever listened in on your partners phone calls if they are having phone sex with another person? I did with my wife many years ago, but that's a tale for another time.

He has never had phone sex with another person, so nothing to listen to.

Have you ever been locked out of your house and had to break a window to get in?

Yup.

HYE bluffed your way to a business class upgrade.

Once on a flight from London to New York

HYE had sex on a first date?

Yep.

Have you ever stopped dating someone because the sex was lousy or non-existent?

Nope, but I have really only dated one person and I married her.

HYE believed better times were around the corner but they never seemed to come?

All the time....

HYE wished ill on someone and it happened? Did you feel happy?

Yes, and he was found guilty on all 34 felony counts! Well... not until he's behind bars.

Have you ever petted a snake? A bird?

I have petted a snake, but not a bird yet.

Have you bitten a dog?

Nope, just got bitten. Still have the scar on my hand.

Are you curious about the past sexual activity of other people you know?

Only if I plan to have sex with them myself.

Have you ever radically changed your life course or your physical appearance?

Yes, both actually.

HYE met a childhood hero? How did it go?

I did not really have any childhood heroes, and have been lucky enough to have met all of my adult heroes.

HYE been at a place in the world that was within 100 miles of the equator?

Not even close.

Have you ever been outside your hemisphere?

The farthest south I have ever been was when I lived in Mexico, but I never went south of the equator.

Have you ever been to a strip club and seen someone you knew personally dancing nude?