No. I'm a terrible joke teller, ...and I'm woke, so I'm averse to offending. (except those who are offended by 'woke'.)
Have you ever looked through a telescope?
No. I'm a terrible joke teller, ...and I'm woke, so I'm averse to offending. (except those who are offended by 'woke'.)
Have you ever looked through a telescope?
No. I'm lucky if I even get a week's vacation.
Have you ever sung karaoke in front of an audience?
Nope. With my singing, the resulting riots and mass hysteria would probably lead to a karaoke ban.🙄😁
HYE successfully talked a cop out of giving you a ticket?
Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!
Read it here: Plus One
Yes but it was funny because I tried to wake my wife up because I wanted to taste her morning juices and fuck before work and she told me no so I stood over her side of the bed and stroked my cock and cam on her face. And left for work
Once when I was laughing hard with a full bladder. Not a lot but enough to show.
How sensitive are your nipples?
(Psssst. This is Have Your Ever, eh.)
A little but not too much. Rubbing them definitely gives a sensation in other parts but not a very powerful one.
HYE successfully talked a cop out of giving you a ticket? (Hey, maybe it will get a straight answer this time)
Nothing new on here, but my entry in the latest comp on StoriesSpace took third place!
Read it here: Plus One
LOL... I didn't have to talk him out of it. He knew who my father was, and just gave me a warning.
Have you ever joked with a cop who pulled you over?
Never.
HYE been strongly attracted to a complete stranger?
Yes. And didnt go well.
HYE pranked someone that caused them to go to the ER?
Yes..Quiet a thrill.
HYE met someone in a hotel and just fucked...and then left immediately?
Yes.
HYE decided just before having sex that you weren’t really interested and simply left?
If I got that far, I am not going to walk away and possibly hurt their feelings.
HYE wet yourself enough that it showed, in public?
Nope. I am not that bold or crazy.
HYE dated someone else's crush?
Yeah! My twin's. 30 years later, she still hasn't forgiven me!
Have you ever watched yourself having sex in a mirror?
Yes, I have….she was so beautiful, I wanted to see her entire body while we were having sex.
HYE taken a vacation that lasted longer than a week?
Yes. But it's very difficult these days.
Have you ever cum so hard your gyrations broke the connection between you and your partner?
Never cumming but lost contact in a burst of activity.
HYE been surprised that someone you thought would never be interested in you was?
Quite surprised, twice actually. First, a lovely lady who became my girlfriend for about 1 year. Second, a most beautiful human being came into my life. I thought, "I'm not in her league at all." A few years later, we married!
Have You Ever been near someone you just met and suddenly fell into lust immediately? Did the two of you indulge your lusts for each other?
Yes...It would worth that leap of faith.
HYE consciously broken up a relationship.
Yeah
Have you ever bitten someone so hard, that they bled?
No. I'm not a biter.
Have you ever been tickled so much you begged them to stop?
Yes, but more often than not it was me tickling her. Laughing, relief, embrace, kiss, and off we'd go for more. Buffer, do you like being tickled?
Have you ever engaged in intercourse intentionally in front of others? [Explain - juicy details ;)]
Many times...most recently when my husband said he wanted to watch me and a girlfriend have sex.
Have you ever been kissed by someone of the same sex?
Hmmmm, no.
HYE been experimenting with the same sex?