Twice in my life. Wish could travel business class every time.
HYE had sex in an airplane?
Not yet nope
Have you ever been caught having sex in an aeroplane?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Nope... Mile high virgin here....
HYE had sex while someone else was driving a car?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Nope, but it's an interesting idea?
HYE given or received oral sex whilst driving?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Yes, given and to be honest the steering wheel got in the way a bit
Have you ever gone to a dogging site?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Yes I have.
Have you ever ordered a sex toy from the Internet?
No. What's an "Internet"?
I get mine from a nice old lady up the Market. Most are only lightly used.
Have you ever wanted to be bound blindfold, naked, and left in the middle of a club to be used by whoever chooses to?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
are you kidding!!?? In a club over here??? you'd be lucky to leave with your clothes..and you could say good bye to your purse!!!
Have You Ever....woken up in a bed you did not recognise?
In my youth, I do vaguely remember a drunk bar top dance.
HYE received or given a lap dance?
Yes I have given a few
HYE wished you had really just stayed home the night before?
Yes i have felt like a couple of times.
HYE gone with someone you shouldnt have?
Sadly yes,
HYE Been caught partaking sexual activity by a friend or relative
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Yeah. Maybe to many times.
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a colleague?
Yes I have and when it actually happened it sure wasn't as good as my fantasy
Have you ever farted in a lift and played the innocent?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Lol, no, but I have been blamed by someone else!
HYE tried to reenact the scene from titanic at the bow of the ship?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Lmao, yep on Bill's boat
Have you ever told a friend after seeing their lover/wife/husband with someone else in an obvious romantic liaison?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Never...but then I am bad on catching people doing bad things. More likely to get caught myself.
HYE had sex at work?
Yes, once, and both got written warnings for inappropriate behaviour in the workplace
HYE eaten Nutella straight out of the jar?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Yes I have
HYE used whippedd cream in foreplay with your partner?
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
yes
HYE had sex with someone to pay off a bet
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
No! Lol
HYE backed out of a dare?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Nope and got my face slapped several times when doing the dare
HYE Made a bet you wished you didn't later on?
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Yes I was £50 out of pocket (never bet on football!)
HYE picked up a hitchhiker?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Yes, a couple of times. But only because they were going to the same music festival.
Have you ever been certain you were being followed without anything to base the feeling on?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
frequently.....they walk amongst us....
HYE subscribed to the 'magic bullet' theory? (Dallas, JFK..for those that were wondering..)