No I haven't.
Have you ever been caught up in the moment and blurted out "I love you" and not meant it?
Frequently!
Have you ever made a date, with no intention at all of showing up?
Nope, but I have chickened out at the last minute and not turned up
Have you ever met up with a blind date, immediately realised he/she isn't for you and told them there and then rather than go through with the date?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
nope....you are just cruel LOL
Have you ever skipped the date and cut to the sex?
nope... i have skipped sex on a date... but i don't think that's a good thing?!
have you ever skipped paying at a resturant
No!
HYE called an ex just for a booty call?
Never...
Have you ever masturbated while thinking of an ex?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Yes.
Have you ever masturbated for your partner
I have
Have you ever dangled your dingle or dingled your dangle ?
I may well have dangled my dingle or dingled my dangle but I was drunk at the time and do not remember a thing (and I'm sticking to that story)
Have you ever had sex in the car and realised people can see you but carried on anyway?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Nope......not yet!
Have you ever dated one person to get close to their sibling or friend cos you really wanted them?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Nope.
HYE thought of someone else (their best friend?) when having sex with your partner?
Yes
Have you ever been worried to get pregnant after sex?
Yes
Have you ever danced with your lover?
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain
Numerous times...
Have you ever had sex with a stranger while at a wedding?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
now that's a thought, but nope, never.
HYE had a one-night-stand that led to a relationship?
No, but I've only had 1 nightstand.
HYE had sex with a in-law, or first cousin?
Nope... And no intentions either...
HYE lied to someone about your age?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Yes
Have you ever danced naked in your room on your own?
Frequently.... Dance like no one's watching.
Have You Ever spent the day at the library just reading?
Can't remember last time I been in a library and for sure haven't been there the whole day reading.
Have you ever read an erotic story in the library?
There are erotic stories in libraries? WELL WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME? For fuck's sake, do I have to find out EVERYTHING by myself?
Have you ever had a crush on a friend?
guilty
Have you ever wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?
Yes and still crave him unfortunately
Have you ever bought an expensive item of clothing with no intention of keeping it, worn it and then taken it back to get your money back?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
No, I end up keeping them because they are so nice, lol...
HYE ruined an expensive item of clothing the first time you wore it?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
yes, lol, and then taken it back to get my money back duh!!!
Have you ever dated a twin and inexplicably got on better with the other twin ?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
no, but interesting thought...can imagine the resulting struggle too! would not want to be in that situation!
HYE met a celebrity you had a crush on?