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First Jobs... Guess the person's first job.. Fun or serious guesses, but please be polite..

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heidi got her first job answering an ad for a fluffer. much to her surprise, when she walked into the hotel, she learned it wasn't pillows she would be fluffing

Dee's first job was a plumbers assitant. She was answering phones one day and a women called for help with a big plug smile

Heidi worked for the same plumber, but when they told her she'd have to fit pipe, she quickly backed out of the job.

Sandra took that job, greasing up each joint so it fit tight )

Heidi thought she had found a niche market which would make her wealthy when she began her cereal company. Marketed for adults, each box had .. a toy .. inside.

Lynn's job was Director of Chastity Education.... until they saw her curriculum.

Sandra's first job was assiting an anthropologist with measureing bones. She later had her own office where men would bring in their bones for private length an density examines smile

Heidi's first job was as a car hop for a drive in, unfortunately, she had no idea she was required to serve food. smile

Heidi wanted to utilize her ASSets, so she obtained employment as a bicycle seat tester. That didn't last, though, for no seat survived her rigorous testing.

Sandra's fist job was taking care of her boss's black pointer, as Lynn looked his after his wife's persian pussy smile

Heidi's first job was with the humane society too. She would pet pussy all day long.

Sandra's first job was in an apartment Building cleaning uinit smile

Heidi's first job was in that same building. She was excellent at servicing carpets.

Sandra fist full time job was with a Major league team as a ball girl smile

Heidi's first job was with Ford, in headlight assembly. She took a major innovation prize for optimizing high beams. smile

Sandra work for houseing company but quit when she found out the knobs she thought were on the workers were actually on the doors smile

Heidi was at the same company, but quit soon after she found the tools in the tool bag were not the ones she was hoping.

Sandra join again for detailing and rim jobs, same outcome smile

Heidi worked at a laundry, treating stains. She was really good at rubbing them out. smile

Heidi worked at a nursery, but hadn't any bush to sell.

Lynn's first job with a band taught her how to fiddle smile

Heidi was in the same band, but she was only good at strumming g-strings. smile

Sandra was in that same band, that’s where she first learned to play a flute smile

Dee's first job was picking up and wrapping celebrity's gum. She would re-sell the gum with guarantee it was only chewn ounce smile

Heidi's first job was in retail. She has excellent customer service skills. smile

Interestingly, Sandra began in the repair industry for classical music boxes. However, she was so fixated on a certain style that her motto was "If it ain't Baroque, then don't fix it".

Sandra's first job was as a weather girl but because of thier rating she was not call in on "NIPPY" Days smile

Lynn's firts job was carving stones into wheels smile

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Lynn's firts job was carving stones into wheels smile

Actually, my job was to make stone dildos. The lathe work came later (https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-lathe).

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Due to the pandemic, Heidi decided to branch out into face coverings. However, she found she could cover only one face at a time.....

Lynn's first job was as a aerophysicist - ornithologist, her duty was to determine what birds were capable of carrying coconuts over vast distances