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Festive Fun and Frolics. Jokes, pictures, rhymes and sexy fun, post anything so long as it has a Chr

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Jokes, pictures, rhymes and sexy fun, post anything so long as it has a Christmas theme.




"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
Sung to the tune of "Oh, Come all ye faithful".

O come, all you Lush girls,
with hands, mouths, and vibrators,
Oh, come ye, o come ye, again and again.
Come when they eat you,
tonguing deep inside you,
Oh come now for each other,
oh come now for each other,
oh come now for each other,
time and again.

Now open your legs wide,
And let them get much closer,
Hair now you feel as it tickles inner thighs,
Hands teasing nipples,
then rubbing you to climax,
Oh come now for each other,
oh come now for each other,
oh come now for each other,
time and again.



The women in Whoville
Really looked hot
Marie desired
To lick the lot

She made up a plan
To attack them at night
Reasoning the ladies
Will put up less of a fight

She told Ginger to hook
Lynn to the sleigh
She will strike from the air
Each beauty her prey

She smiled, licking her lips
As her fingers did play
She will make the town hers
This Christmas Day

Dashing down the road
On Lyn's bike for a ride
Over the gravel roads
In her jeans I glide

Oh, play with her
Play with her
Make her moan and purr

Oh what fun to ride with her
Holding on to a
Great pair smile
She came upon
Her newest toy
She found under the tree

It made her blush
and cum a lot
With love
It was sent by ME smile

"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
Quote by jillinjulie


THAT is funny, right there.