Heaps good
Cos I'm awesome
now it might sound cocky but is it really cocky if you know that it's true
Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement.
Anything worth doing is worth doing to an extreme, moderation sucks.
Here's a dime, go call somebody that cares. (Do you youngsters get this?)
If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.
Holy Moly....have to watch mouth around kids
Common sense, is not very common!
Weren't you paying attention! Its free!
Hows that workin for ya!
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
What goes around, cums around.
Speakin of which here's poizonivy
Holy F*****g shit....I actually bleep myself bc of kids
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
Nothing is so bad that it won't inevitably get worse.
or
You get further with honey than you do with vinegar.
Fuck em if they can't take a joke
"If you cant say something nice .. dont say nothing at all!"
Go take a fuck to yourself
Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice
Frothing the fanny
Bite me!
Are you fucking serious ?
shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole
Fuck you you fucking fuck. Verb, adjective and noun...the most versatile word in the english language
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
"Give your kids enough money to do something, never enough to nothing!"
When I find that something is really stunning: food, song, movie, piece of art..., whatever I found that really blows my mind for a minute, I usually say "THIS reconciles oneself to humanity!"
I'm going to beat you like a ginger step kid!
Jog on and blow me!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits!
Your a fucking Sperm Burper!
he or she is having a cranial rectal inversion
he or she needs a plexiglass belly button to see out
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice....
Dr Sydney Friedman from the TV show MASH
fuck em if they can't take a joke
illegitimis non carborundum (don't let the bastards get you down)
he or she must be brain dead