"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe
(*Every time I feel down and out, I always relate back to this quote)
Good one, Justine.
If man were meant to be naked, he would have been born that way. - Oscar Wilde.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
You should be grateful that I'm yelling at you, but extremely worried when I become silent. ~ tk
Don't be the light at the end of my tunnel...I might never get there. ~ tk
"live or die man? ....die ...wrong....honk!!!" mr miyagi
If your gonna have 2 faces at least make one of them pretty
"woman who fly upside down have crack up"
"When you tell someone something. It depends on what part of the country that you are standing in . As to how dumb you are"
shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fill up first.
'smile at the storm'
'better living everyone'
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde
'..be still and know he is Lord ..' ..oops me forgot the verse ot from, sorry
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
"Tough titty said the kitty, but the milks still good."
when youre going through hell- keep going.
It's not who you are underneathe, but what you do that defines you !
If you don't know where you are going. how will you know when you get there?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
"Everyone thinks their opinion matters. Don't argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn't bother telling a pig his breath smells like shit."
"The more clearly we see what the story gives us, the better we shall express it in the telling...I have always found it helpful to remember that all stories really stand against a great background, which we need to realise before we can feel the story." Elizabeth Clark
"The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep"~Woody Allen
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. -Plato
I whippeth my hair back and forth - Shakespeare
"When you tell someone something,It depends on what part of the country your standing in,as to how dumb you are"....... "It's not who you are underneathe, but what you do that defines you."
