"If they move, kill 'em" William Holden in The Wild Bunch - 1969
"It's so fluffy I'm gonna Die!" Despicable me
A few from Spygame
Gladys Jennip: Feeling a little paranoid on our last day?
Nathan Muir: When did Noah build the ark Gladys? Before the rain.
And
Tom Bishop: Don't tell me that. Don't fucking tell me that. You didn't look in his eyes. Don't tell me that!
Nathan Muir: He was your asset, somebody you use for information.
Tom Bishop: Ah, Jesus Christ, you just... You don't just trade these people like they're baseball cards! It's not a fucking game!
Nathan Muir: Oh, yes it is. It's exactly what it is. And it's no kid's game either. This is a whole other game. And it's serious and it's dangerous. And it's not one you want to lose.
Tom Bishop: Nathan, we killed this man. We used him and we killed him. Okay, then you got to help me understand this one. You got... Nathan, what are we doing here? And don't give me some bullshit about the greater good.
Nathan Muir: That's exactly what it's about. Because what we do is unfortunately very, very necessary. And if you're not willing to sacrifice scum like Schmidt for those that want nothing more than their freedom, then you better take a long hard look at your chosen profession my friend. Because it doesn't get any easier. You wanna walk? You wanna walk, walk.
"So, you guys usually pick up girls in the supermarket? For fun, or...?"
"No, usually I just throw them over my shoulder and carry them down a ladder."
From Ladder 49
Clemenza in "The Godfather"
"Leave the gun, take the canolli"
From History of the World, Part 1
Auctioneer: What country are you from?
Josephus: Ethiopia.
Auctioneer: What part?
Josephus: 125th Street!
Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!
King Louis XVI: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!
I love that Movie!!!
“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
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"you have 20 seconds to comply" ED 209 in Robocop
Posting this for a few friends who love this movie.
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
†Jinxy Approved†
My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. — Fight Club
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“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles
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Fight Club: Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Pulp Fiction: Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Breakfast at Tiffany's: Holly Golightly: Anyone who ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot.
One time at bandcamp from American Pie
"Get away from her, you bitch." Aliens
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.... Boondock Saints
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something. - Pretty in Pink
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
I really hope you've found happiness, and if you're ever in need of anything, like someone to love you, don't hesitate to call me. - An Affair to Remember
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!
Police Officer: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.
Pillow Talk
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
John Bridger: Freaked out...
Charlie Croker: Insecure...
John Bridger: Neurotic...
Charlie Croker: And Emotional.
Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
Italian Job
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private: Sir, Texas, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!
"just because people wanna eat the burger, doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow."
The Island
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen