I think I'd miss you, even if we never met.
~Wedding Date
Frankly my dar, I don't give a damn! Gone with the Wind
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming , swimming swimming swimming... what do we do? we swim swim!
~ Dory , Finding Nemo
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET
I actually NEVER understood that last part, but it fucking cracks me up every time!
"I would like to buy a damnburgarrrrrrr" - Pink Panther
(From Love and Death) "You are the world's greatest lover!"
(Woodie Allen) "I practice a lot when I'm alone."
Happy endings are for stories that haven't finished yet.
~ Mr and Mrs Smith (2005)
Stu: "Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night?"
Phil: "Because we obviously had a great fucking time."
Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart."
Alan: "I think he's mean."
Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): "It's on the corner of 'get a map' and 'fuck off.'"
~Hang Over
From "The Princess Bride"..
"Let me put it this way...have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
("yes...")
"Morons!!"
Dirty Dancing-nobody puts baby in the corner.
"but it's so big and hard..."
Debbie does dallas III
Tombstone...
Val kilmer as 'Doc Holliday': "My hypocrisy goes only so far."
Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Barmaid: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
The Blue Brothers
"I WOULD TELL YOU TO KISS MY ASS TOO, BUT YOU PROBABLY CAN’T FIND IT YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKER!"
Harlem Nights (1990)
Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Not my favorite movie, but has some great lines
Get your paws off me you Damn dirty ape:Planet of the Apes
I will make him an offer he can't refuse. ---- Godfather
Bill, get more glue sticks. Her legs are so hairy it looks like she's wearing pants.
I hate Valentines Day
"My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.' " - Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump
Scarface
Tony Montana: 'You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!'
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney Quick: Vera, put that razor away!
[pulls gun]
Quick: I ain't playin' games no more. You put that fuckin' razor away or I'll blow your goddamn pinky toe off!
Vera: Oh! Now you're gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.
Quick: I'm not playing with you. I will blow that little black, gnarled crusty, dead motherfucker the fuck off your foot! Now put the razor away!
harlem nights
English, Motherfucker, do you speak it?
Pulp Fiction
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Shug: I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
AND
Celie: [to Albert] Till you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna' fail.
(From The Color Purple)
My favorite movie changes from time to time. Not long ago it was Mamma Mia! and before that it was You've Got Mail and currently it's Tangled. My favorite song in Mamma Mia! was on the sailboat. Loved that scene that went on to a picnic and jumping off a cliff. It was a nostalgic song about remembering one's younger years. My favorite line in You've Got Mail was also a song. It was Dream by Roy Orbison. In Tangled it's the love song when the lantern go up and they are in the boat. Dreamy songs are hard for me to remember because my mind focuses on the dream, not on the lyrics or name of the song.
Rosie - Im pregnant. Well .... aren't you gonna say anything?
Bob - What's there to say? It's not my first... or my last.
La Bamba