Don't Mess with Older Women

30 Nov 2008

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Older Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Older Woman: "Lost it, four years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please."

Older Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Older Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Older Woman: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?"

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"

Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

30 Nov 2008

LMAO Now that was funny

30 Nov 2008

LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

1 Dec 2008

LOL how funny would that be... but a good way to get out of a ticket.

A friend of mine was caught speeding and when the officer asked her to get out of the car she started crying and said she couldn't. He asked her why she couldn't she said (while stilll crying) that she had just gotten her period at work and there was now blood all over the seat so thats why she was rushing home/ speeding. The bitch got let off to lol it probly wouldn't work with a chick copper though.

1 Dec 2008

No it wouldn't. Any self respecting woman wouldn't pull the crying thing anyway. She'd take responsibility for the damn thing and keep on going.

2 Dec 2008

Quote by chefkathleen
No it wouldn't. Any self respecting woman wouldn't pull the crying thing anyway. She'd take responsibility for the damn thing and keep on going.

You know Chef I wouldn't pull the crying move but it all depends because there is a lot of construction on the expressway over that I take and I swear if I ever get stopped for speeding (cause I do go fast, trying to go slower heh heh)......I would really cry but not because I am trying to get out of the ticket because I would know that ticket is almost $400 and it would just come pouring down.....HAHAHA!!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

2 Dec 2008

I've known women that cry, show tits, the whole 9 yards and it just pisses me off. You wouldn't cry in front of the cop, you'd cry in the Monte Alban when you got home that night.

3 Dec 2008

A friend of mine showed her tits to the cop after being pulled over, with her hubby right there, encouraging her to do so. It worked. No ticket. Afterwards, he said to her bosom, "Good going, girls!"

3 Dec 2008

*shaking my head*