Dinner

1 Feb 2011

Dinner
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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the
grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy
to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in
the air conditioned house all day while she did all the
work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me
about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside
and figure dinner out yourself!"

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing
up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat?
So where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town."

and he didn't feel the flying frying pan hit himself upside the head

1 Feb 2011

Those damn frying pans will get ya every time. evil4

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