1.Why do they call it a hamburger when there is no ham in it?
2.What was the dead sea like before it got ill?
3.If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, how come rhinos are nearly extinct?
4.Why are men only able to cook one specific meal when friends and
relatives visit?
5.How does a Nun retire? Does she instantly not believe at sixty-five,
and start partying?
6.Is Babylon the thing you put on babies before you iron them?
7.Could the band 'The Cure' get ill?
8.If a duck only had one leg would it swim in a circle?
9.Where do the Iragis get all those American flags that they are always
burning on TV?
10.Can you ever tell what a piece of zebra meat costs, because each one
comes with it's own barcode?
11.If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a
four legged chicken with it's own barcode?
12.Why doesn't anybody invent a battery powered hair dryer?
13.14.If beauty is only skin deep, how can some people be described as
having an inner beauty?
14.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
15.Is a cross-dressing rabbit really a good central character in a childrens
cartoon?
16.When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content
and adorable, why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?
17.Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet, they wait until they're right
next to you before they shake?
18.Why is it that cats have the impeccable timing of positioning themselves
precisely under your feet the minute you decide to stumble to the
bathroom in the middle of the night?
19.Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch its tail yet it feels nothing
when it bangs it repeatedly on the kitchen table?
20.What is it about cats that make them have to do their business the
minute you've cleaned their litter box?
21.If you spill spot remover on a dalmatian, will it's spots disappear?
22.If dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
23.What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a
Cow's Udder?
24.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
25.Why is it impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze?
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1) Because its an abbreviation of hand burger, it is eaten from your hand
2) It was perfectly healthy, in fact it used to be called the "very much alive and kicking" sea
3) Have you ever seen a rhino? Would you fuck it?
4) They can COOK?
5) They never retire, they always have that ability to look into your soul and see your inner self, they just become old nuns
6) yes, thats why babies don't have wrinkles
7) Yes, but not for long
8) Yes, big concentric circles, it would however make the other ducks dizzy
9) From Bin Laden's wife?
10) Will we ever know, does anyone have a barcode reader that is programmed for the jungle? PRICE CHECK, AT THE WATERING HOLE.....
11) No, just a two legged horse with stripy feathers
12) Do you guys really want hair dryers on camping trips? thought not.
13) I think they are trying to say it is hidden, it is code for ugly as sin
14) Because they put glue on their feet
15) Least the rabbit wears clothes, why does donald duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower but is naked all other times?
16) It is revenge..........(see #18)
17) Because dogs have a sense of humour, it is also why when you are trying to get frisky they wanna join in
18) Cats are evil, they are hatching a plot to take over the world from the ground up, they are starting with your ankles.......BEWARE!!!
19) Dogs tails are warning beacons, when they are excited they bang them on stuff, it lets you know to stay away if you don't wanna be licked to death, when not excited they are on the lookout for something to be excited about, hence in stealth mode
20) Don't you prefer a clean toilet?
21) Don't be silly......
22) We would buy them fake fur coats and stroke those instead
23) What i wanna know is what made him think it was safe to drink the creamy white liquid that came out....and if it had been a bull instead of a cow what would we all be putting on our cornflakes every morning?
24) Same reason he didn't swat the damn wasps........i think he may have been busy making sure the lions didn't eat the antelope etc
25) Cos if you did your eyeballs would fall out
2) It was perfectly healthy, in fact it used to be called the "very much alive and kicking" sea
3) Have you ever seen a rhino? Would you fuck it?
4) They can COOK?
5) They never retire, they always have that ability to look into your soul and see your inner self, they just become old nuns
6) yes, thats why babies don't have wrinkles
7) Yes, but not for long
8) Yes, big concentric circles, it would however make the other ducks dizzy
9) From Bin Laden's wife?
10) Will we ever know, does anyone have a barcode reader that is programmed for the jungle? PRICE CHECK, AT THE WATERING HOLE.....
11) No, just a two legged horse with stripy feathers
12) Do you guys really want hair dryers on camping trips? thought not.
13) I think they are trying to say it is hidden, it is code for ugly as sin
14) Because they put glue on their feet
15) Least the rabbit wears clothes, why does donald duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower but is naked all other times?
16) It is revenge..........(see #18)
17) Because dogs have a sense of humour, it is also why when you are trying to get frisky they wanna join in
18) Cats are evil, they are hatching a plot to take over the world from the ground up, they are starting with your ankles.......BEWARE!!!
19) Dogs tails are warning beacons, when they are excited they bang them on stuff, it lets you know to stay away if you don't wanna be licked to death, when not excited they are on the lookout for something to be excited about, hence in stealth mode
20) Don't you prefer a clean toilet?
21) Don't be silly......
22) We would buy them fake fur coats and stroke those instead
23) What i wanna know is what made him think it was safe to drink the creamy white liquid that came out....and if it had been a bull instead of a cow what would we all be putting on our cornflakes every morning?
24) Same reason he didn't swat the damn wasps........i think he may have been busy making sure the lions didn't eat the antelope etc
25) Cos if you did your eyeballs would fall out
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1) Because its an abbreviation of hand burger, it is eaten from your hand
2) It was perfectly healthy, in fact it used to be called the "very much alive and kicking" sea
3) Have you ever seen a rhino? Would you fuck it?
4) They can COOK?
5) They never retire, they always have that ability to look into your soul and see your inner self, they just become old nuns
6) yes, thats why babies don't have wrinkles
7) Yes, but not for long
8) Yes, big concentric circles, it would however make the other ducks dizzy
9) From Bin Laden's wife?
10) Will we ever know, does anyone have a barcode reader that is programmed for the jungle? PRICE CHECK, AT THE WATERING HOLE.....
11) No, just a two legged horse with stripy feathers
12) Do you guys really want hair dryers on camping trips? thought not.
13) I think they are trying to say it is hidden, it is code for ugly as sin
14) Because they put glue on their feet
15) Least the rabbit wears clothes, why does donald duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower but is naked all other times?
16) It is revenge..........(see #18)
17) Because dogs have a sense of humour, it is also why when you are trying to get frisky they wanna join in
18) Cats are evil, they are hatching a plot to take over the world from the ground up, they are starting with your ankles.......BEWARE!!!
19) Dogs tails are warning beacons, when they are excited they bang them on stuff, it lets you know to stay away if you don't wanna be licked to death, when not excited they are on the lookout for something to be excited about, hence in stealth mode
20) Don't you prefer a clean toilet?
21) Don't be silly......
22) We would buy them fake fur coats and stroke those instead
23) What i wanna know is what made him think it was safe to drink the creamy white liquid that came out....and if it had been a bull instead of a cow what would we all be putting on our cornflakes every morning?
24) Same reason he didn't swat the damn wasps........i think he may have been busy making sure the lions didn't eat the antelope etc
25) Cos if you did your eyeballs would fall out
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How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?
1.coz the guy who killed the other guy that originally had to invent the hamburger with ham....he actually didn't like ham....but he kept the name.
2.healthy
3.well...coz the rhino hunters cant...man they just cant get any...at all erection....with anything....so they blame the rhino-horn.
4.You know why!.
5.no she instantly stops partying and starts nuning..lol man the nuns ROCK...lol
6.no its after....or before......????
7.how could you even ask that....; of course not...why they would call them selfs "the cure" otherwise....!!!!
8. i dont think...i think it would profit from it would have free madical care and food rent help of 70 percents and be declared as species under extinction or something... by WWE...or greenpeace...whoever does that.
9.if you have noticed they do it only in a particular time of the year....."the sales".
10.its just a camouflage its not real bar codes..... they are eternal soldiers.... to play with ur mind and stuff u know like psychological war and shit....
11.man they will get a super soldier.
12.Do u prefer ur girl dry her hair next to u when u watch a football game or in the bathroom.....?
13.a one eyed person its a crazy dude in a blinds world....
14.do u pull down ur pants when u scratch ur ass???
15.hell yeah....
16.coz u want to take a leak!!!!!
17.coz they are not selfish
18.coz they are show offs....they can see clearly in the dark....and hell they like to remind it....at any cost.
19.g...the last dog tail i touched...... still have the tithe marks..... man those fucking K-9s!!!!
20.to show u they are cleaner then a dog... man there its a war out there!.
21.tempting....very tempting.
22.good question...!!!
23.Look at those boobies....hhhmmmm
24.he is wondering the same thing.... me two....and obviously you two.
25.man...who does want to see the dirt coming off his nose!!!
2.healthy
3.well...coz the rhino hunters cant...man they just cant get any...at all erection....with anything....so they blame the rhino-horn.
4.You know why!.
5.no she instantly stops partying and starts nuning..lol man the nuns ROCK...lol
6.no its after....or before......????
7.how could you even ask that....; of course not...why they would call them selfs "the cure" otherwise....!!!!
8. i dont think...i think it would profit from it would have free madical care and food rent help of 70 percents and be declared as species under extinction or something... by WWE...or greenpeace...whoever does that.
9.if you have noticed they do it only in a particular time of the year....."the sales".
10.its just a camouflage its not real bar codes..... they are eternal soldiers.... to play with ur mind and stuff u know like psychological war and shit....
11.man they will get a super soldier.
12.Do u prefer ur girl dry her hair next to u when u watch a football game or in the bathroom.....?
13.a one eyed person its a crazy dude in a blinds world....
14.do u pull down ur pants when u scratch ur ass???
15.hell yeah....
16.coz u want to take a leak!!!!!
17.coz they are not selfish
18.coz they are show offs....they can see clearly in the dark....and hell they like to remind it....at any cost.
19.g...the last dog tail i touched...... still have the tithe marks..... man those fucking K-9s!!!!
20.to show u they are cleaner then a dog... man there its a war out there!.
21.tempting....very tempting.
22.good question...!!!
23.Look at those boobies....hhhmmmm
24.he is wondering the same thing.... me two....and obviously you two.
25.man...who does want to see the dirt coming off his nose!!!