1.If a mirror is in your house, and no one is there to see it, does it cast
a reflection?
2.If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand
words worth?
3.If someone replaced everything in your house with an exact replica,
how would you know?
4.Why does a knife that is too blunt to cut anything else always cut your
finger?
5.Why is the bowl you need always the one at the back of the cupboard?
6.Why is it that whenever you go to put dirty dishes in the dishwasher,
the dishwasher is always full?
7.Why is it always the non-chipped dish that breaks?
8.Why does unscented hairspray smell?
9.Why is it that inevitably, the bowl you need will be dirty?
10.Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
11.Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
12.Why do they make scented toilet paper?
13.Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use, the bubbles
are always white?
14.Why is it called "Taking a dump" when you don't take it anywhere you
just leave it there?
15.Does how long a minute lasts, depend on which side of the bathroom
door you're on?
16.When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content
and adorable, why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom?
17.Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet, they wait until they're right
next to you before they shake?
18.Why is it that cats have the impeccable timing of positioning themselves
precisely under your feet the minute you decide to stumble to the
bathroom in the middle of the night?
19.Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch its tail yet it feels nothing
when it bangs it repeatedly on the kitchen table?
20.What is it about cats that make them have to do their business the
minute you've cleaned their litter box?
21.If you spill spot remover on a dalmatian, will it's spots disappear?
22.If dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
23.What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a
Cow's Udder?
24.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
25.Why is it impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze?