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CRYSTAL BALL- Tell The Future Of The One Above.

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Quote by lynnwitt
The crystal orb lies not... Adi gets a rash from G's stubble.



Phew!

I thought I was in need of some penicillin.




Lynn agrees to model & demonstrate S & M gear for retirement home residents
heidi
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Crystal ball shows me shows me G trying yoga and ends up going to the hospital to get his head removed from his ass (you made it into, "things that make you smile" thread too).
ginger86
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the crystalball shows you will grow a blonde bush.... oh dang... never mind it was just my head between your legs
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I thought the Crystal ball was wrong when it said, you will have hot sex with G, it meant Ginger
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I thought the Crystal ball was wrong when it said, you will have hot sex with G, it meant Ginger



Ginger soon realizes that Heidi got pubic hair plugs to sport a very realistic Donald Trump hair styled merkin.

Sadly, Heidi's unruly merkin becomes the worlds first, orange pubic hair dreadlocks
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Heidi is going to be kept awake all night by a yowling cat in heat....tomorrow she is going to be very tired and go to bed early wearing a pair of ear muffs just in case the cat does it again.


The orb isn't completely clear.... one of the muffs is Gingers....
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The orb isn't completely clear.... one of the muffs is Gingers....




WOW you know your fortune telling...

Lynn is going to see things in her orb that are unclear to me...she is also going to take pity on me because i hurt my back and wrists yesterday cleaning and go and make me a cup of tea and make my kids crumpets for breakfast....she is also going to go to the loo at least twice today..whether it be a number one or two is unfortunately unclear to me, I must upgrade my orb
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Kiera will have lots of panties in future silly
ginger86
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the crystal ball shows that olivia will soon make a decision on whether to take that shirt off or leave it on
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I see Ginger walking out of the shower and someone drying her off smile
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I see Ginger walking out of the shower and someone drying her off smile


Well, Hey Heidi!

What brings you to Ginger's place?

I'm almost finished drying her.
I'll then give her a massage before I cook her breakfast.

You are welcome to join us.

How do you like your eggs?
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crystal ball showed also a hen pecking out G's eyes for cooking her children..............I knew there was something else I seen.............oops smile
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Well, Hey Heidi!

What brings you to Ginger's place?

I'm almost finished drying her.
I'll then give her a massage before I cook her breakfast.

You are welcome to join us.

crystal ball shows that ping lies and it is actually heidi drying me off as i leave the shower and me giving her the massage before i eat her for breakfast
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Like yours better, G must be looking at one of hie balls
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Well, Hey Heidi!

What brings you to Ginger's place?

I'm almost finished drying her.
I'll then give her a massage before I cook her breakfast.

You are welcome to join us.

crystal ball shows that ping lies and it is actually heidi drying me off as i leave the shower and me giving her the massage before i eat her for breakfast


I try, oh I try so hard.
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Stay back everyone it's a trap
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I see Heidi taking that short off soon :P
lynnwitt
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The orb hums and sparkles with activity... what will it reveal.... it is.... OLIVIA.... She is hosting a party .... for the women here! What's that sigh on the door..... "LEAVE CLOTHES HERE"
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The mists clear, too much wine last night, I forsee Lynn sending hyperlinks for outrageously funny articles and online items
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Quote by kiera
Hey gorjus

I am predicting that my ginger is going to be looking for clueless pics and gifs :-'

bout time we did a new theme day again don't you think??


No bannas or Hasslehoff...

I am predicting I will get the ....look...
Simplicity
Just me
I am predicting I might have listen to the wrong person.
Click below to see
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Kiera drinks so much tea that she will soon throw away the crystal ball and start using the tea leaves for her predictions.

heidi
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The crystal ball sees Masteratarms being kicked by Mistressoflegs ;)