CRYSTAL BALL- Tell The Future Of The One Above.

7 Jun 2016

Heidi will give birth to a baby boy.

Sadly, he will be born without eyelids.

Fortunately, it's a boy, so the doctor will make a suggestion.
He'll advise to remove the foreskin and attach as two eyelids.

Heidi will briefly think about this and then ask the doctor,

"Won't that make him a bit cock-eyed?"

kekekegay

Not my joke. Courtesy of Nestor Pistor

8 Jun 2016

G will shave his hair off, join the KKK, and will be known as dick head
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a Heidi original smile

8 Jun 2016

Quote by heidi
G will shave his hair off, join the KKK, and will be known as dick head

a Heidi original

That's Grand Wizard Dick Head to you!

If you ever travel to Spain, you may see some people with the same pointy hats.

They are not affiliated, but those familiar with the KKK image would be shocked to see this.

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Heidi will start the International Lesbian Chocolate Pudding Wrestling Federation

She will call it QUEEF, for short, because she doesn't know how acronyms work.

Lfunny

Their motto will be, "You haven't lived until you've watched someone fart chocolate pudding out of their pussy!"

9 Jun 2016

G will join President Trump as the first Canadian Vise President, He will catch Trumps attenuation because like him he knows it all, and does not follow rules as in the case of 5 letters with a twist. Making for a sitcom called, two dicks in the White House.

and their motto will be, *We may misfire but we are your dicks"

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9 Jun 2016

In honor of Trump's victory, Heidi will weave in an orangutan colored merkin and be the first woman to have a Trump Vaginal Comb Over.

Sword Fight

and

10 Jun 2016

I see this weekend will be filled with raging sex acts and women throwing themselves at G

lol

in reality jerkit

18 Jun 2016

Consulting my palantir, I see Heidi and G meeting.... it seems that there are no survivors....

18 Jun 2016

I foresee Lynn overseeing this meeting... With video camera in hand...

18 Jun 2016

I see Ardentmale finally pulling out what he is looking for. Pint Drunk

19 Jun 2016

( I want to do more)

Lynn will do an ad to promote her new porn movie. G will film it and his cock will appear briefly in it but misfire staining his pants clapping

19 Jun 2016

The movie will be a surprise hit, even getting an nomination for best actor. Heidi star in the sequel opposite Adam Sandler

21 Jun 2016

I see RunRunner's brain slowly erode as he puts all his time into his porn addiction. read2

21 Jun 2016

I see heidi turning around

22 Jun 2016

I see Lash's shirt in my closet

27 Jun 2016

in that case, I see both shirts in there

28 Jun 2016

I see Lash's panties on the floor clapping

12 Jul 2016

I see Heidi being crowned and walking up to the mike for her championship speech Embarassed

12 Jul 2016

I see heidi walking to give the speech but her gown gets stuck on a nail on the floor and she keeps on walking abd the dress gets....well you all know.........

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