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Confucius Says ...


Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

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The best saying gets ......
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"Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
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This is funny too..
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Also ,,, "Man who lay women in field ,, soon have piece on earth" .
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Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


OMG, I love it!
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Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
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"Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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Confusius say:

Woman who fly up-side-down have hairy crack up...

Man who jump over fire naked get flaming nuts...
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woman who put man in dog house she soon find him in cat house

it take many nails to build a crib and only one screw to fill it
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Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
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I'd say it's the other way around:

"Man young when he kisses snatches, old when he snatches kisses."