A man walks in to a drug store with his 8-year old
Son They happen to walk by the condom display, and
The boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
Are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe
Sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard
Of that in health class at school." He
Looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
And asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then, who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO
For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he
Asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married
Men. One for January, one for February, one for
March.... . "
Bat
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OMG Bat I laughed so hard I scared the cat!
