When I am drinking coffee, I pretend I'm a cum loving cock slut and it's a cup full of cum from several different men.
When I wake up with morning wood the first thing I do is.....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates When I, LM, wake up with morning wood the first thing I do is.....log on to lush on my smartphone... and end up ruining my screen by cumin all over it... thank god for insurance
Last time I was reading a hot lush story on the beach I...
when i am drinking a coffee i pretend that im in columbia
im sitting on the beach ........................
im sitting on the beach with my top untied.
my shoes are wet....
My (LM) brain is scattered today, because all the blood keeps rushing to my cock from all the cybering I'm doing.
When the temperature hit 98 today...
My brain is scattered today because....
ive been on lush all day, all i can think of i the wondeful lushies!
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i want to
my brain is scattered today because i just saw naughty nurse with her top untied
laying out nude........................
laying out nude I (imark2) got stung by five wasps on my penis. While it hurt, for the first time in my life I had a big dick (from the swelling), so I didn't really mind!
When I lay in bed thinking of curlygirly and mazza laying on either side of me....
When I lay in bed thinking of curlygirly and mazza laying on either side of me, I am so glad they have each other to talk to when I pass out.
When I was at work today, I took off my panties before I went to lunch, but then.........................................
Today at the lake, when the waves knocked me senseless, for the first time I entertained the thought of sex with Hap
LM is so bad at this game that.....
LM is so bad at this game that he makes Hap looks great.
I read 100 pages of...
Hap is Adele's dreamboat if the dream is a nightmare
When I was at the Lush Picnic, I saw Lola laying naked in a field of flowers surrounded by...................
When I was at the Lush Picnic, I saw Lola laying in a field of flowers surrounded by naked pictures of me.
I once saw Nikki in a bar and she was........
I (kinky) once saw Nikki in a bar and she was doing body shots off of Lola with LM buying the rounds.
After the Lush picnic, we all rented a bus and climbed on board and...
After the Lush picnic, we all rented a bus and climbed on board and my damned heel broke, causing me to fall back - Luckily Hap was there to catch me!!
I had just opened a beer when...
I had just open a beer when the bus hit a bump and i spill it all over Mazza.
She had to.......
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
she had to work to support her addiction to girly magazines.
it was a dark and stormy night...
It was a dark and stormy night, but I'd have rather been outside suffering the elements naked than inside listening to my mother in law run her mouth.
They say patience is a virtue, but I think a better one is.....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates They say patience is a virtue, but I think a better on is.....Loving lush is a Virtue
This morning I woke up al sweaty, diagonal in my bed, sheets upside down to find out....
This morning I woke up al sweaty, diagonal in my bed, sheets upside down to find out, that my partner and I had one wild night.
Today is going to be the first day that I ....
Today is going to be the first day that I have sex with something beside my hand in six months.
Some stories posted on Lush were so twisted that....
Some stories posted on Lush were so twisted that only hap could have written them! ;)
Somedays I
Somedays I, NN, wish Hap would write a twisted story about me and make them happen too
I was sunbathing in the park in my green bikini when...
I was sunbathing in the park in my green bikini when... a small bird swooped down and pulled my hair. he flew off with it to build his nest!
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Today I will
Today I will definitely log out of lush for a while, in the hope of getting some work done...
I've just eaten my lunch but...
I've just eaten my lunch but... I realize it is past dinner time... Lush has screwed up my biorhythm...
I heard the doorbell ring when I opened the door...
I heard the doorbell ring when I opened the door it was Hap, who immediately turned me upside down. I have got to look through the peephole before opening.
Once in a while I get this strange.....
