Later on today, I am going to shower and get dressed for a fun Friday night, and I mean fun.
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My first drink tonight after 5 is going to be a .......
My, Bill's, first drink tonight after 5 is going to be a big glass of chocolate milk with extra Bosco!!!
As Soon As I Get Home From Work I Am Going To................
My deepest darkest desire is to see Nikkis penis!
After I get off of Lush I will
HAHA!!!
My, LM, deepest darkest desire is to have Nikki unleash her penis on him! So there!!! HAHA
Edit: After I, NN, get off of Lush I will get myself off real good
If Someone Was Kind Enough To Give Me A Margarita Right Now, Id Give Them..........................
If Someone Was Kind Enough To Give Me A Margarita Right Now, Id Give Them whatever the hell they wanted
I am soo tired....
I am soo tired....to finish the days work, going to put it off till Monday.
I would like to have that cold Margarita right now, but .......
I would like to have that cold Margarita right now, but Darling Nikki drank them all!
My blender is broken because
My blender is broke because I knocked it off the counter while screwing on top of it.
I'd love to go skinny dipping but.....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates a cold cold ice tea and a....
doing my best to be good..
I'd love to go skinny dipping but, my wife wants to come too.
A cold ice tea and a tube of lube, were every thing he needed for a night with Julio.
With a bandaid
With a bandaid, Lola made a cock ring for LM!
There was a pool of jello on the patio so........................
There was a pool of jello on the patio so I told LM that if he licked it up I'd take my top off -- then I ran inside laughing and locked the door, the dupe.
Once in a great while....
once in a great while Hap convinces a girl to chat with him.
my house smells like
My house smells like freshly brewed coffee and baking cinnamon rolls. (I'm on my way over right now) ;)
When I opened the front door...
When I opened the front door I was delighted to see a certain special someone was waiting for me, champagne on ice, red rose, the works... How nice!!!
I had a long lie this morning...
When I opened the front door,I was shocked to see Hap standing there nude and shrieked... OMG where is your penis?
I prefer brunettes because....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates I prefer brunettes because they are best, duh
I am very hungry...
Oops didn't mean to skip...
I am very hungry because I haven't eaten yet today.
I just bent over and this happned....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates I (Mazza) had a long lie this morning telling LM that he was cute and nice and I might someday agree to let him rub my boobs.
I (LM) prefer brunettes because they are the only ones nice enough to say anything to me -- normally things like "get lost creep", or "I don't date assholes."
This category is going so fast everyone is several bennid -- as for LM's last post:
I (LM) just bent over and this happened, I was able to see my toes for the first time in 10 years. I guess that all celery diet works pretty well, though for some reason I have no energy.
Wondering what would happen next....
Wondering what would happen next, Hap strutted along the nude beach, to laughs all around.
The most important Lush experience...
The most important Lush experience will be your next one.
I Have Fantasies About Me And 2 Special Lush Friends That Are So Naughty That I..................
I (Nikki) Have Fantasies About Me And 2 Special Lush Friends That Are So Naughty That I have to sign off Lush forever to retain my sanity. Goodbye all, it has been real nice!
As I removed my clothes to go swimming in the pristine wilderness pond....
As I removed my clothes to go swimming in the pristine wilderness pond.... I was wondering "What would everyone on Lush think if they knew who was with me right now"
As I slide my hand between my legs.......
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
As I slide my hand between my legs I am shocked to find no cock - until I remember that kinkygirl insisted that I get a sex change operation.
As I droll over fuckedsilly's tramp stamp....
As I droll over fuckedsilly's tramp stamp, I (hap) make plans to get one of my own that says, "The Tramp."
He took the bowl of spaghetti and used it to....
He took the bowl of spaghetti and used it to make a wig hoping that if he got Ginger or Tami drunk enough, they may think he was a woman
When it gets to be 100 deg oustide I really need....................................
When it get to be 100 deg outside I really need to strip and run around naked.
As i was running a round I ran into Nikki and she said.............................
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
OMG, go put some clothes on!!!!
As I sit here naked, i am wishing my favorite lushie.........
