A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
Preacher's' hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
Sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put $5,000
In the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
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