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Oh, Ginger's wet
Oh, Ginger's wet
How beautiful
That is to me smile
dashing off heidi's clothes
she's getting ready to take a ride
on my face she sits
squeezing my head with her thighs
Cum I told her
As she sat on my thumb
I will warm you up
By using my tongue
Up on the rooftop
Heidi sat
With her butt just getting wet
Ginger brought her back inside
And her legs did open wide

Ho, Ho, Ho
Who wouldn't go
Ho, Ho, Ho
Who wouldn't go

To that place so hot and wet
Might just be the best gift yet!
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended
We had such fun
But season's gone
We laughed a lot
But now move on
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended
Quote by lynnwitt
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended
We had such fun
But season's gone
We laughed a lot
But now move on
O Christmas Fun
O Christmas Fun
Thy forum is now ended


until next yearsmile
Thanks to all
and to all a good night
I'm back!!!!

Here to lighten up another year, thanks to my busty friend smile

Okay a whole song may be to time consuming so lets each do a line, the next person adds a line and the person adding the last line gets to pick the next song, as well as add the first line or do a whole song it's Christmas, no rules just have fun:)

I will start: {sung to jiggle bells}

Sliding through the snow
I hope I get the rules right. Adding the last line and starting the next song.

Sliding through the snow
Legs wide open on the sleigh
For all my pussy to show

Next song:

Frosty gets a blow, man
Close, I meant at the end of the song my mistake for not being more literal

Sung to: Frosty the snowman

Frosty gets a blow, man
He's happy when he does
Heidi saw Mommy suck on the head
of Daddy's cock just before she
got caught and sent to bed
without being able to see
Santa Claus standing on the rug
and having his eyes bug
out at the sight of that one lug
having his dick sucked by Mommy.

Oh, Heidi's getting nothing for Christmas
because her mommy and daddy are bad.
Heidi's getting nothing for Christmas
which does make her feel very sad.
O holy shit I can't believe you said that (To the tune of O Holy Night, kind ofsmile
Your such an ass but I can see your worth
You like to rhyme as dirty as you can do
Showing you have the seed they need for birth

You write and hope to wear them down with your words
As yonder they stand awaiting you with legs wide open
Falling at your knees
O hear the birds
O dreams perverse
O dreams till morning cums
O dreams O dreams
O dreams so perverse

The trill you feel with every word that you write
But alas the morning cums
Leave you with only wet sheets
O dreams of things that cum....:)
Wow, I'm impressed by the creativity

On the twelfth day of Christmas Heidi gave to me
Twelve cocks a cumming,
Eleven strokers Skyping,
Ten Toms a-peeping,
Nine girls pole dancing,
Eight maids a-jilling,
Seven sperms a-swimming,
Six dicks a-spraying,
Five nipple rings,
Four naughty words,
Three French friends,
Two latex gloves,
And a drug-resistant STD.
Lushy Rob cries out my name
As he tries to put out the flame
The ambulance comes as he complains
Mumbling an incoherent name

God ah ha dammit
God ah ha dammit

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the company's delightful
She could teach me things I don't know
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Oh the beautiful girl is Heidi
She's lifting up her nightie
And showing off what's below
What a ho, what a ho, what a ho.

I know that she's only teasing
Don't dig my kind of pleasing
But a jingle belle needs a beau
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

If she finally gives consent
I won't have to leave in this storm
And positions we could invent
Vary from acceptable norm

Oh my ardor remains undying
For Heidi's love I'm sighing
Each refusal is such a blow
I'll just go, I'll just go, I'll just go.
I want a sexy woman for Christmas
Only a sexy woman will do
I don't want a boy, or a sissy toy
I want a sexy women to play with and enjoy

I want a sexy woman for Christmas
I don't think Santa will mind, do you?
Rob will problem seek down chimney
Just to take a picture or two
That's kind of thing he would likely do

I can see me now in my morning thong
Bouncing down the stairs
Oh what a day I have planned for us
Then I stare in the eyes
Of my sexy woman standing there

I want a sexy woman for Christmas
Only a sexy woman will do
No rob or ping
I only want to make my sexy woman sing
Then my sexy woman will love me too ;)
Last Christmas,
Heidi had let the one part
of me go into her ass all the way.

This year,
we would like to hear the cheers
from a crowd which would really be special.

Then, we would ask the mass
to each get naked and take part
in our yuletide orgy on that day.

So clear
would be for us to see our peers
fuck the wet pussy of any one
hot babe or suck the cock of a guy who is not so dull.
There is no place like Lush for the holidays
'Cause no matter if in forum or chat you roam
If you pine for friend to meet or a place to play
The people make Lush your home away from home
Drain my balls with thoughts of Heidi
Fa la la la lah, la la, la lah.
She's a tease, all fun and flighty
Fa la la la lah, la la, la lah
As she won't let men accost her
Fa la la, fa la la, la la lah
I'll pretend I'm Jodie Foster
Fa la la la lah, la la, la lah.
I saw Heidi kissing Paige and Lyn
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
At her window for a peep
She thought that I was safely
Jerking off or counting sheep.

Then I saw Heidi tickle Paige and Lyn
Down inside their panties, oh so tight
Oh, what a dream it would have been
If I could have joined in
Heidi kissing Paige and Lyn, last night.
You're a weird one ( in case it does not sound that close, it is sung to the song: "You're a mean one Mr Grinch" )
You talk a real big game
You're as sticky as flypaper
You're as stiff as a cane
Mr rob.......bert you're a bad influence on the Young ones
With your innuendos tiles
You talk of tender sweat things
With a promise and and a smile
Mr rob......bert smile
I don't want to frot for Christmas
I don't dig no intercourse
I don't fancy cunnilingus
And a blow job's out, of course

You don't need no fish-net stockings
That don't do it for this boy
I don't want to watch you wanking
With a big vibrating toy

I just yearn for corprophilia
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is poo.



I'm at a loss here, but I shall give it more thought.

"Chestnuts"...

Heidi sitting here upon my face
My tongue delving deep inside
Hands reaching up to squeeze her pert boobs
As she gently wiggles astride....

Everybody knows how luscious that this feeling is
Hot flesh pressed against your face
Tiny tremors then begin to shake
Her release is coming now apace....
I know it is weird to have a thread with no straight forward rules but what do you expect from a thread set up for mesmile. I don't write stories or poems, forum is my drug and here what we write Christmas thyme things. Still confused, me too!:)


MERRY CHRISTMAS
to all my lush filled friends :)
Quote by heidi
I know it is weird to have a thread with no straight forward rules but what do you expect from a thread set up for mesmile. I don't write stories or poems, forum is my drug and here what we write Christmas thyme things. Still confused, me too!:)


MERRY CHRISTMAS
to all my lush filled friends :)


A Mensa question once was to determine the similarity among a group of things. As it happened the similarity was that there were no similarities. Thus is this particular forum :)

Merry Christmas to all!
Humping around the Christmas tree
is what Lynn does at this party hop
with Mistletoe hung for all to see
and cock sucking that would never stop.

We were all also able to see
one guy take his rod like thing
do the anal fuck number on her while I
get her to do some more cock sucking.

Then, the rest of us were letting
out a big cheer before we all saw Charlie
deck his dick deep into the cunt of Heidi.

Fucking around the Christmas tree
is Lynn's idea of a Happy Holiday
even while Heidi gets her gift from Charlie
before Lynn joins them for a three way.
Quote by heidi


Oh, yeah?

Then, what's that on your nose?
You know Lynnwitt and Gloria, Lynangel and Paige
Vanessa, Mollflanders and Adele's all the rage
But do you recall
The most famous Lusher of all?

Heidi the Long-Tongued Lusher
Had a very lengthy tongue
And if you ever saw her
She would say "mnnnggh nnnnngg dnungg"

All of the mean Lush ladies
Used to laugh and call her names
Yet they always wanted Heidi
To join in all their naughty games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Heidi, with your tongue so long
Won't you lick my throbbing shlong?"

Now, everybody loves her
And they gaily shout with glee
"Heidi the Long-Tongued Lusher
You'll go down in history."