So I thought it might be fun to make a script for a porno for those uber cheery Canadians, eh. So I'll start a dialogue, and each person will respond to those good Canadian folks above them. The dialogue goes man, then woman, then man, and etc. Make sure you state which one you're comment is as. Have fun with it, eh.
Woman answers door: "Well hello good friend, how can I help you on this b-e-a-utiful day?"
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