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I just heard about a game show where you put your "baggage" on the table and your potential suitor has to say if they can deal with it or not

So, tell us what you're willing to deal with and then lay your baggage on the table






I'm a porn addict.
I accept your baggage.

I no longer believe in God.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
I accept your baggage

I'm a lesbian smile
I accept your baggage, but you probably don't want a relationship with me because of it

Over 60
I accept your baggage

I adore a lesbian...silly



.. slow
I accept your baggage even though you aint gonna get her

I have a crush on a lushie
Quote by pussylover18
I accept your baggage even though you aint gonna get her

I have a crush on a lushie





I accept your baggage.. i am talking to her


I am feeling hard to concentrate on study at the moment
I accept your baggage

I should be doing my schoolwork right now sad
I accept your baggage....now get to work!

I'm a Left Wing Liberal!
I accept your baggage.

I hate washing dishes.
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Totally accept your baggage....that'd be mine toosilly

I hate scary movies
I accept your baggage -- that also is mine

I will not have sex the first three times we meet
hmmm don't know if I'd accept that....I guess if you're worth it

I HATE to shave (but I do)
I accept your baggage, and don't care whether or not you shave

I shave only my face

[I finally beat Mister to ChaCha; a day that will live in infamy!]
I accept that.. but I could always shave you if you prefer.

I'm a cheater. How's that for baggage!

Haha.. not you hap.. ChaCha



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
I accept...for a non committed "relationship"

I'm a mother


BTW Hap....I love to BE shaved smile
I accept you ChaCha - because being a mother is so NOT baggage (ever heard of an MILF?); [Actually ChaCha, none of your "baggage" admissions are baggage at all to me; I'm totally with you on all of them! Are you sure we haven't met in real life?]

If a football game I'm interested in is on TV I have to watch it - sex has to wait
I accept your baggage.
I`m a mother fucker
I accept your baggage [If you are using the term MF literally, as long as you have sex with me I don't care who else you have sex with - f you are using the term MF as meaning you are nasty I also don't care - nasty can be very good in bed]

I turn people who insult me upside down and shake them
I accept your baggage.

Yr thinkin' "Damn....who's this guy who is posting??"
Quote by imhapless
I accept you ChaCha - because being a mother is so NOT baggage (ever heard of an MILF?); [Actually ChaCha, none of your "baggage" admissions are baggage at all to me; I'm totally with you on all of them! Are you sure we haven't met in real life?]

If a football game I'm interested in is on TV I have to watch it - sex has to wait



I just wanna clarify..it isn't the having children that is the baggage, it's all that goes with it....the stretch marks, the father, the step-mother, the school nights..etc. but, happy to be a Mother.

Hap...I've never been called a MILF, but, I'd gladly accept that!


Baggage:

I don't know what I want to be when I "grow-up"
I accept your baggage most people dont (im kinda one of them)

I'm exetremly tired because i'm up all night with bad dreams wishing some one was there to cuddle with
I accept your baggage.

I made LusciousLola cry with my post in the "groundless lies" forum - and I don't know why?
i accept your baggage...try and be a bit polite in the forums..smile


i had a heated conversation with a Lush friend today..not my fault but feels bad :s
I can accept your baggage.
And to hap, you are so full of it. If I was near tears, it was tears of laughter.

My baggage is that I find it hard to trust.
I accept your baggage..

I have the same baggage!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
I accept your baggage

I swear I have satan's dog
I accept your baggage...cuz I have it as well( I see a trend here)------> this was to LMister

I am indecisive
i accept your baggage


i have a bad sense of humor..lol
i accept your baggage

I'm afraid my baggage scares people off, ...trust issues