Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I've seen these online before, but not here yet....so go for it.
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that awkward moment when you got so excited you had to type one handed
That Awkward Moment When You Are Chatting With 2 People At Same Time And Send Wrong Message To Wrong Person
That awkward moment when your kiddo finds your sex toy collection
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
...when you're checking someone out and they catch your eyes mid leer.
That awkward moment when someone you know realizes that they have seen you on line, and you are wondering if you were naked.
That awkward moment when some one you are chatting with mentions something you don't remember drunk-chatting about from the night before.
That awkward moment when you are checking out that new, naughty picture posted on your wall and your boss chooses then to walk in
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
That awkward moment when you totally forget about a forum topic that YOU posted!
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that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
That awkward moment when a nice woman is helping you and you say, "Thank you, sir."
That awkward moment when your masturbating in private and realize you're moaning too loud lol
that awkward moment when you walk around naked and realize the curtains are open and your neighbor is looking in
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
The awkward moment after you bend over and a guy is still starring at your ass...
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
That awkward moment when you realize you've only had actual conversations with about 5% of your lush friends.
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That awkward moment when your just blankly staring off into space and someone thinks your staring at them
"Do you want to live to work or work to live"
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"
Michael
That akward moment when you are about to show a pic on the mobile phone for your parents and they start to look at all the pics in the gallery. They still ask who that was lying naked like that...
Hehehe....awkward!!
When your cell buzzes in the middle of the night with a sexy text from one of your favorite playmates and your SO sees it
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toys. AWKWARD
The awkward moment when you're thinking about nothing at all and you get an erection... While you're sitting on the bus. You have no alternative but to disembark because you are already late for work. Darn penis has a will of it's own.
When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"
P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it.