Always One in The Bunch.

10 Jul 2010

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The next morning, the first one – a redhead – is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one – (you knew it) – a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering — and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

10 Jul 2010

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

10 Jul 2010

Good one

11 Jul 2010

Funny one BudIce.

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22 Jul 2010

Haha! good one!

24 Jul 2010

lol

24 Jul 2010

Come on now...you people should know that blonde jokes are not PC...
Btw, what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back...

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26 Jul 2010

The blonde got an eternal perm evil4

Are you sure?