What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between Your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole,
And Works Best When Jerked?
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Beef Jerky.
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a seat belt;)
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Wow...my mind is SO in the gutter right now.....
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I don't like Adriana's answer. I'm hoping for something dirty. 
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Um sounds like something I own. =)
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Um sounds like something I own. =)
A light saber?
A seat belt?
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I don't like Adriana's answer. I'm hoping for something dirty.
lol sorry hun
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Here is a new riddle to pickle the brain.
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
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Here is a new riddle to pickle the brain.
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
The animals? or non people things?
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Here is a new riddle to pickle the brain.
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
The married ones!
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Here is a new riddle to pickle the brain.
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
The married ones!
BINGO!
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Yeah, because once you get married you *never* get out of it that easy!
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Here's a few of my favorites, movie buffs will get some of these pretty quick.
1.
The eight of us go forth not back,
To protect our king from the foes attack.
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We're five little items of an every day sort,
You'll find us all in a tennis court.
I got some more but ill save those for later.
1.
The eight of us go forth not back,
To protect our king from the foes attack.
2.
We're five little items of an every day sort,
You'll find us all in a tennis court.
I got some more but ill save those for later.
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between Your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole,
And Works Best When Jerked?
And for this one I guess putty or playdough.
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I believe the first would be chess pawns (as in the eight pawns that protect the king)
And the second ar eht efive vowels A tEnnIs cOUrt
And the second ar eht efive vowels A tEnnIs cOUrt
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I believe the first would be chess pawns (as in the eight pawns that protect the king)
And the second ar eht efive vowels A tEnnIs cOUrt
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.
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Ok fot the next one...
What's light as a feather, can be seen with the naked eye, and when put into a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
This one might be a little easy...
What's light as a feather, can be seen with the naked eye, and when put into a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
This one might be a little easy...