What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between Your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole,
And Works Best When Jerked?
Wow...my mind is SO in the gutter right now.....
Um sounds like something I own. =)
Here is a new riddle to pickle the brain.
There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?
Yeah, because once you get married you *never* get out of it that easy!
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Here's a few of my favorites, movie buffs will get some of these pretty quick.
1.
The eight of us go forth not back,
To protect our king from the foes attack.
2.
We're five little items of an every day sort,
You'll find us all in a tennis court.
I got some more but ill save those for later.
I believe the first would be chess pawns (as in the eight pawns that protect the king)
And the second ar eht efive vowels A tEnnIs cOUrt
Ok fot the next one...
What's light as a feather, can be seen with the naked eye, and when put into a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?
This one might be a little easy...