A guy hooked up with a girl with OCD last night. She told him she was obsessed with doing everything alphabetically. So first they did anal, the she gave him a blowjob, then licked her clit, and then he took her doggie style. Then he got up and got dressed. She shouted, "what about E?" He said, "I've done E sweetheart, ejaculated. Now I'm doin F, G, and H....Fucking Going Home!!
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