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10 THINGS NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS
30 Dec 2021
Your brother lasted longer.
Your father's cock is thicker.
You might have a short and fat cock, omg, you're an anal plug.
Reclaiming your posts? ;)
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Gee, isn't it fascinating that you've got about 39 microbes on your body? I'm just wondering how many of them are all over me, now...uuuggghhh!
Mmmm, not bad, but right now I desperately need some toast: do you want a slice?
Hey, what are we doing on Zoom, and why are all those people staring at us?
Did you know you sound exactly the same as your twin sister when you're having an orgasm?
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Maybe you should do some kegel exercises.
That was nice... Oh, by the way, you might want to get a prescription for Malathion
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Don't tell my friends.
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We're on Zoom; say Hi to my mates!
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Glad that's over. Let's go do something fun now.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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What? Sorry, I wasn't listening, was thinking about buying a blow-up doll.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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It's over ? I thought we just started
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snores
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I should have gone out with the guys.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I thought it was your sister...
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Yes, YES ... YEEEEESSSS!! ------ (add favorite team here) Just Won!!
Now, where were we?
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Can you remind me your name? No, don't bother, I won't remind you anyway.
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Quote by TheMonster
Can you remind me your name? No, don't bother, I won't remind you anyway.
You're not going to say that - No, don't bother, I won't remind you anyway.? I know you're meanie but meanest i never thought. 😅
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You're not a monster but a new born baby, grow up.
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Quote by smilewithhappiness
You're not going to say that - No, don't bother, I won't remind you anyway.? I know you're meanie but meanest i never thought. 😅
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You're not a monster but a new born baby, grow up.
It's "things NOT to say after sex" here... And this perfectly fits... 😝
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WOW! I haven't been fucked like this since elementary school.