"Conspiracy Theories" That You Believe Are True

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I wouldn't dumb it down that much, makes it too obvious.

I only play dumb because it's easy to control you that way.

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Wheels within wheels, m'lady, as well you know!

You know, you make it pretty obvious that having multiple accounts is a past-time of yours when you respond this way. At this point you've all but confirmed the "conspiracy theory" of you making it a habit of masquerading as other people in support of yourself. I know it's become a game to you at this point, and I have no intention of ruining that for you.

I just thought you should know that it's been obvious for quite some time (at least for anyone with more than 2 braincells to rub together). Your responses over the last 24 hours or so are obviously not much more than you being unable to resist gloating and basking in your own perceived cleverness, much like Jack's Zodiac Killer comparison made a few posts above.

At any rate, this is a thread for conspiracy theories, not confirmed truths. We can now put the topic of you and your many accounts to rest. You've done it for years, you're not inclined to stop. Yawn.

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Oh please. Jack could never pull off actually having a personality for this long.

Your words Jack, not mine.

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Your words Jack, not mine.

You are mistaken, I am not Jack, please stay on topic. Please and thank you.

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You are mistaken, I am not Jack, please stay on topic. Please and thank you.

I would never say please and then follow it up with a “please and thank you,” bitch.

Imitate me better or I’ll delete your account.

Magical Dani imploding

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Magical Dani imploding

I warned you once before. Stay on topic or find a new thread to post in. Please and Thank you.

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I suspected this was true. FBI failed 'at fundamental level' before Capitol riot, Senate report claims

The FBI and other US government agencies failed "at a fundamental level" to assess the potential for violence ahead of the Capitol riot on 6 January 2021, a new report claims.

Democrats on a Senate panel found the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) "downplayed" the risks and so did not properly prepare.

Hmmm... Which presidential administration had been working over the FBI for 4 years (firing Comey, replacing with Wray) and generally causing the CIA, NSA, FBI, the Secret Service, the Pentagon, the ATF, the DEA, the Border Patrol all manner of chaos....

Pick any federal agency - what did they all have in common before Sleepy Joe won the 2020 election and then moved into the office on January 20, 2021.

A traitorous President who was hell bent on absconding with as much top secret info as he could - for whatever inane or traitorous reasons he still hasn't provided - other than THEY ARE MINE ALL MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM! And during this little trip, Trump was going to make all those agencies loyal to only him... he did that partly by installing ACTING dudes who were littered all over the government.

Acting FBI director, Acting CIA director, Acting dudes in the Pentagon, Acting Directors littered the entire federal landscape. Trump was actively trying to turn the entire government on its head and set himself up for a dictatorship at worst - and a criminal enterprise at best.

The Durham report was as long, dubious and even less successful than the Ken Starr Whitewater investigation which the Republicans of the 1990s dreamed up to harass President Clinton.

I still think Biden's dog, Major, knew something about the Secret Service and that's why he kept biting them. 😉

I believe the submersible incident was actually The Rapture™ foretold in the Book of Revelations©, and the rest of us were left behind.

A-Ha! My conspiracy theory is true! 😇

I shall preface this by stating: I give zero fucks about Hunter Biden (who I have never met, he's never held office, isn't working within this White House (unlike the 'Unpaid former First Daughter and her scum sucking husband' who managed to finagle a $2 billion 'loan' from the Saudis after his father-in-law had to be dragged out of the Oval Office)) and Hunter's overall behavior bothers me about as much as PennyCandy's behavior.

Everyone knows Hunter is the only in Joe Biden's armor which the GQP can pick at.

The GQP has invented the entire HUNTER BIDEN conspiracy, again, with absolutely no evidence to prove his guilt to all the illegalities which the GQP has attempted to paint him up with. I definitely believe the outlaw GQP is actively engaged in a number of conspiracies - as they attempt to regain absolute political power.

That's becoming quite evident. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/hunter-biden-attorney-says-whatsapp-message-cited-republicans-fake-rcna92065

An attorney for Hunter Biden says purported screenshots of a text message from Hunter Biden to a potential Chinese business partner where he refers to Joe Biden — a message that has been the subject of intense scrutiny following statements made by an IRS whistleblower — are “not real and contain myriad of issues.”

Lowell writes that the screenshots of the message as tweeted by Smith, “both include a photo of Mr. Biden not from 2017 but from the White House Easter Egg roll in April 2022 (long after the purported message was sent); both images portray the message in a blue bubble, when WhatsApp messages are in green; one image super-imposed the Chinese flag for the contact ID, when surely that was not how a text or contact was kept; and one purports to be a screenshot with the '. . .' of someone composing a text (as in Apple’s iMessage) when that does not happen on WhatsApp.”

He writes, “In short, the images you circulated online are complete fakes.”

Lowell’s letter takes issue with what he says are "self-styled IRS 'whistleblowers'" who he says are "claiming that title in an attempt to evade their own misconduct" and to "feed the misinformation campaign to harm our client, Hunter Biden, as a vehicle to attack his father."

Ken Starr, yep! The same Republican dude that allowed all the rapes and sex scandals while he was President of Baylor University.

The Indian moon landing (in about 15 minutes) is being shot on a Bollywood sound stage.

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The Indian moon landing (in about 15 minutes) is being shot on a Bollywood sound stage.

i expect proper choreography then

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i expect proper choreography then

One small bhangra for man, one large bhangra for mankind.

The moon has been pulling away from Earth, since it was 'captured' by gravity, billions of years ago. By modern measurements it's creeping 1 centimeter a year, farther away from Earth - it's point of reference.

What are biilions of centimeters, in terms of distance? Who wants to do the rudimentary maths? 4.7 billion years x 1 centimeter per year, equals how many miles..?

There's a pretty good theory about how the moon has influenced LIFE on Earth via the tidal waves which the moon has imparted to this planet.

There's a pretty good theory about how that is all bullshit.

I quit believing in the bullshit when I was about 20 years old and public libraries were still a thing in 'murica.

The Sun is not a thermo nuclear reaction - burning through millions of tons of hydrogen per second.

Who the fuck ever put their names to such ridiculous statements, is what I wonder. Where they name Chesebro or Clarke, or Trump?

(Don't lock the thead, please).

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The moon has been pulling away from Earth, since it was 'captured' by gravity, billions of years ago. By modern measurements it's creeping 1 centimeter a year, farther away from Earth - it's point of reference.

What are biilions of centimeters, in terms of distance? Who wants to do the rudimentary maths? 4.7 billion years x 1 centimeter per year, equals how many miles..?

Math!

There are 100,000 centimeters in a kilometer, so divide by 4.7billion, by 100,000, and you get?

47,000 km - there are 1.6 kilometers to a mile, so that's approximately 29, 204 miles of drift.

For reference, the diameter of the earth is just shy of 8,000 miles (all the way through) while the circumferece is roughly 25000 miles (all the way around). The moon is *currently* 238,855 miles from the Earth.

For further reference, the odometer in my car is nearing 80,000. I've driven my current vehicle almost three times as far in the ten years or so that I've owned it (still runs fine), than the moon has supposedly drifted in 4.7 billion years.

I am quite intrigued by the theory that King Charles III is really a vampire. I've seen quite a lot of online stuff about it, mostly posted when he was still Prince Charles.

Don't y'all think he actually looks vampirish?

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The Sun is not a thermo nuclear reaction - burning through millions of tons of hydrogen per second.

Who the fuck ever put their names to such ridiculous statements, is what I wonder. Where they name Chesebro or Clarke, or Trump?

(Don't lock the thead, please).

There’s a legit scientific theory that stars are powered by small black holes at their center.

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King Charles III is really a vampire.

I just searched this on reddit and was not disappointed.

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There’s a legit scientific theory that stars are powered by small black holes at their center.

black hole sun won't you come and wash away the rain...

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black hole sun won't you come and wash away the rain...

There's also a (very) legit theory that all protons are black holes - a singularity with a radius. So every frikkin atom in the universe contains a black hole.

Smoke a bowl and ponder that one....

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I just searched this on reddit and was not disappointed.

Even King Charlie, himself, believes he is descended from Vlad Dracula, The Impaler.

Mermaid pussy smells like human fresh out the shower

The massive treasures of The Knights Templar was eventually sailed to The New World, and exist, stored and hidden within the United States. Quite possibly under control of a deeply secret inner order of The Masons.

I'm quite sure the Jaycees, The Lions Club, or The Kiwanis don't have it. And no doubt the Rotary Club nor The Junior League or Phoenix Society have it either.

I’ve said this once before. I believe there is a VERY well-funded, largely apolitical force at work in America, trying to create chaos and disorder. No political agenda other than destruction. It might just be Putin and other foreign operatives. It might be domestic terrorists. But the conspiracy theorist in my head feels like it’s larger than that.

No, I have no evidence, other than the same headlines you see. That’s why it’s a conspiracy theory.

I think it's no coincidence that Elon Musk is destroying one of the biggest information-sharing social platforms this close to elections. I think the sabotage has been intentional from the start.

Building 7 fishy as a motherfucker