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Does Trump Spray Tan or Tanning Bed?
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Does Trump use a tanning bed or spray on tan?
Simple Scribbler
I would have thought he surely would know the dangers of a tanning bed, but he has the tell-tale sign of goggles with the white circles around his eyeballs. What I really wanna know is how much of him does he get tanned?? Is there like a full-body tanning thing going on??? Okay, I just threw up a little trying to picture it. Nevermind.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KimmiBeGood
I would have thought he surely would know the dangers of a tanning bed, but he has the tell-tale sign of goggles with the white circles around his eyeballs. What I really wanna know is how much of him does he get tanned?? Is there like a full-body tanning thing going on??? Okay, I just threw up a little trying to picture it. Nevermind.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Simple Scribbler
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And just like that, I'm blind. Thank you, Liz...
AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
And I thought Carl Hiaasen's book: Squeeze Me had it pegged with the president (code named: Mastodon) using a tanning bed. Especially when the tech making sure the tanning bed was safe found a used Depends in it. But...AAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
And I thought Carl Hiaasen's book: Squeeze Me had it pegged with the president (code named: Mastodon) using a tanning bed. Especially when the tech making sure the tanning bed was safe found a used Depends in it. But...AAHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
Her Royal Spriteness
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
As someone that has done all of that...
It has to be some form of fake application. If he could actually lay for that long in a tanning bed things would be a bit more uniform and little less orange.
I got spray tanned once and it looked great. He looks like he applies some cheap drug store self tanner. And since he apparently pays 70 thousand dollars a year for that hair, you would think that he could afford something a bit better.
The sad thing is that his appearance does present an image of vitality to his gross followers. And he most likely would not be able to suck as many of these uneducated rednecks in if he looked like Herman Munster.
It has to be some form of fake application. If he could actually lay for that long in a tanning bed things would be a bit more uniform and little less orange.
I got spray tanned once and it looked great. He looks like he applies some cheap drug store self tanner. And since he apparently pays 70 thousand dollars a year for that hair, you would think that he could afford something a bit better.
The sad thing is that his appearance does present an image of vitality to his gross followers. And he most likely would not be able to suck as many of these uneducated rednecks in if he looked like Herman Munster.
The Linebacker
Trump may actually be doing a combination of spray tan and wearing make-up.
I should probably start a poll to vote on which brand of make-up Trump wears.
I should probably start a poll to vote on which brand of make-up Trump wears.
