lying two faced sack of shit
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
If my friends and I are out and we see peeps approching us that we are iffy about we usually say DILDO to shut down our pvt conversation.
DILDO.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
"Pig's anus"
or
"Duller than dried dog shit"
depending on the circumstances.
Don't believe everything that you read.
"Waterands" - a table full of needy, one-tripping fucks who all order two drinks just because they can (I'll have a water and a...)
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A professional grade A, class 1, fully paid up member of the "no, I've never had a brain" society.
Or 'Brexiters' - Worst thing about that is it only applies to 37.4% of the UK
Our favorite word for someone that's terminally annoying is: "Fucktard". It's a blend of fuckhead and retard. It's even fun to say, such as, "Jesus, that (insert name) is such a fucktard!"
Cockwomble
Dumbass
Fuckwit
Dogsknob
Wanker
Dickless
Cunt, prick, fucking pleb are my top three. I say cunt a lot though. I use it as a compliment, an insult, a verb, an adjective, a noun... it's a word for every occasion.
douche bag, fucktard, dumbass...are my go to!
My go to names are asshole, dumbfuck, shit for brains, rotten mother fucker...partial list, I' m afraid.
Mine is asswipe! I say it at least 3 times a day
I actually only have one ASSHOLE that annoys me on a regular bases. That is the Asshole xemployee that tried to blackmail me into having sex with him on a weekly bases.
All the rest are on occasions like this morning driving into work. The idiot right in front of me was driving in the left lane on a 55 MPH four lane highway with a raise median. His speed varied between 45 and 65 MPH. He was pacing the car in the right lane next to him, he was blocking any one trying to get by him. Not moving over into the right lane when he had the chance to do so, after I had flashed my headlights at him several times. He slowed down when the car in the right lane slowed down trying to let some of us go by. He was intentually blocking traffic. He had traffic backed up almost a mile. He is an ASSHOLE too.
Brandie
Usually throw out a big Asswipe to those who annoy the hell out of me. Especially when working in the ER!
Asshat. Buttmunch. Fucking weasel.
Sometimes Krew and I will use code word Vaginitis for female and Epididymitis for male because they want our snacks or you know those humans that just come over and just giggle at everything they say?
Used in a sentence, "oh, 10mins until Vaginitis/Epididymistis hits us."
Sometimes I just state their name because I can't be bothered w/ code names that night.
Brenda/Jared, go away.
If on my shit list I use acronyms or Vietnam war rice paddy talk
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket