"Why don't you go in the jack yard and back off.
"I'm not hungry, stop feeding me baloney."
"I'm not a mushroom, so stop shoveling the manure."
In case you didn't already guess or know... I teach middle school English. Since I can't swear, I find creative ways to say what I need to say. Trust me... my students know what I really want to say.
Fuckwit, Knob-head, Bell-end, Muppet, ... Or I just like to say "Your village just called and they're in desperate need of an Idiot, can you go home, immediately!!!
sell crazy somewhere else, I'm full up here
Whatever... or ... move along ,don't have time for your crap.
Can't find their way out of a wet paper bag
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Oh please,tell someone who cares...
dickhead....or the abbreviated version....dick
"Being male is a matter of birth.
Being a man is a matter of age.
Being a gentleman is a matter of choice."
I depends who you're talking to.
To my ex... "Don't worry I'll never ever lay a hand on you you, I don't want to get slut on my hands."
To obnoxious argumentative dweebs... "It's scary thinking people like you can vote."
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Fuckwad.
If I truly despise someone, I'll call them a hunk of moldy lasagna. Seems funny enough, but if I've reduced you to a hunk of moldy lasagna, then it truly means you're dead to me.
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Can't find their butt or ass with both hands and a flashlight
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Ass clown(s). If I'm really annoyed fucktard(s)
Twidget or Twidget Breath
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
We have a few tenants who are such PITA's, that we all use the same codenames for them (my maintenance guys and property managers). One we call Lurch. He's 6'5", lanky, and a borderline imbecile. He called us over for a plugged drain one night and our on-call guy reached down in standing water and pulled the drain-plug he'd forgotten he'd left in the drain. He's never even embarrassed when he wastes our time with these boneheaded problems he's too stupid to figure out. We have another woman who never moves from her sofa, and watches TV 24 hrs a day. Her place is a mess, and we call her Jabba the Hutt, because of the way she's always sitting on the sofa when we go in to do work. All the guys draw straws to see who has to go into her place to do service orders because the place is such a stinking mess. Don't be a landlord unless you want to be thoroughly disillusioned with people and know more about their disgusting habits than you ever wanted to know!
I have three, one for work and two in general:
1. Churon - Compliance Handling Unit Moron - idiots at work who just don't understand throwing the word compliance out doesn't mean it is.
2. Eedjit - got it from a Irish Catholic priest. Seems to fit more often than it doesn't.
3. Mook - not smart enough to be a moron, dumber than eedjit.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
Toe Cheese!!!
Coward!!!
and Chameleon...