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You know what time it is in five different timezones....
this is me
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When you look at the time and its 9 in the evening and when you look up the damn sun is coming up!!
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Shit those birds are singing again! 
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You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning
You went to bed?
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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When you haven't actually logged out of the site since 2009...
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Oh wait...never mind...
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When you've only been here five months and you've earned the rank "Queen Forum Whore" and you've got over a thousand posts...
LOL, try over 17,000 in less than a year and a half! I read through this thread again and there are so many that apply. Like the one about the time zones. I can guess with some accuracy what part of the world some one is from based on what time of day they say it is.
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last thought at night and first thought in the morning...really!!
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When I logon to Lush before making my first cup of tea in the mornings !! damn its so so so so so wrong !! sighs
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* Your other half complains that you spend more time reading Lush stories then actually fucking.
* Should be looking at bridal/wedding websites while planning a wedding and I rather be on Lush.
* Taking a break from a fan fiction website and instead reading wonderful Lush stories. A few weeks later go back to fan fiction website to read fan smut only to see it has been updated with poorly written "Dirty" stories obviously written by teenage virgins. Making me race back to Lush and feel safe knowing I'm getting off on stories written by mature adults.
* Should be looking at bridal/wedding websites while planning a wedding and I rather be on Lush.
* Taking a break from a fan fiction website and instead reading wonderful Lush stories. A few weeks later go back to fan fiction website to read fan smut only to see it has been updated with poorly written "Dirty" stories obviously written by teenage virgins. Making me race back to Lush and feel safe knowing I'm getting off on stories written by mature adults.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
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Addicted ??? Wait! let me post a picture, close the chat, and I'll be back to answer your question. Soot! I forgot to give the score to that story.....
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I realize I am when I have to break to take shower, as the dogs won't even play with me anymore
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You wake up, log on and check messages, comments and look at the new stories since you logged off before you even check your personal or business email
When i am chatting with a cyber friend...
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When you read through 5 pages of examples of addiction and can identify with 99.9% of them.
guilty - so true!!!
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When you log on in the morning and suddenly realize it is almost dinner time.
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When nothing else matters but spending time on Lush with all your friends. When the only friends you have are fellow Lush'ers
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