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You know you're addicted to Lush when...

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The poor pug (dog) is scratching at the bathroom door and barking and you holler just 1 more
story and when u go in to put the leash on him he already went and chewed up a roll of toilet
paper as well
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Quote by pinkndirtyneon
You're busy reading todays new stories.. you glance down to the laptop clock and realise you're 15 minutes late to pick your child up from pre-school, causing you then to tell fibs to the teachers when you claim you 'fell asleep'

Oh dear!



Come on then Lushies lets hear your 'You know you're addicted to Lush when...'


wait a minute...... Wait A Minute....... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

You look like THAT, You're Still In School and You Care For A Child????????

Tell us THAT story.........

With Respect......

xx SF
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Ive been here a few days and i love the place its " awesome " already met some nice people
Catnip
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When you're supposed to do research on Colonialism and end up in the Lush forums...
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You know addicted when you can't go to sleep till you cum with your Lush sex mate.
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you know you are addicted to lush when you sign in during the day (using your phone so it doesn't go through your work server) just to check your messages and see who else is on.....
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I can vouch for Cat she's always on smile

When you have a home office day and have reports and calls to make to do but spend 50% on lush, 40% on xnxx and 10% shared between lunch and work.... did I say that?
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When you tell people that you are on the computer a lot of the time, but then they ask what sites and you have to lie
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auntyliz is so right. I found this site looking to read stories and found so much more. I love playing with my profile and the forums and rarely have time to read stories. I am determined to get a story on here soon.
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Quote by Lalita_Lydia
Quote by sexybikesassycheergirl
your addicted when u let all your chores around the house pile up and come to lush instead


That's me!




Me too!
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Come out of your place of work everytime you have a break to log onto Lush to hopefully catch a certain someone online.
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You log on to Lush five times a day.
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You don't even log out any more
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Use it more than FB
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You leave your phone on next to the bed and each time you roll over in the middle of the night you check for messages! Yes that's addicted!!
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You know addicted when you when you are all alone and still can not leave
When the shoe is fit the feet are forgoten :Osho
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All good answers and correct
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when u are washing your sheets eveyday
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When you're upset because your internet browser won't let let you connect to it and you keep trying to connect all damn day
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when you want to log in every moment you are free instead of finishing your other obligations!
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When you cant go more then a few hours with out coming here
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When you cover all time zones!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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when 30 minutes of lush time turns into 3 hours lol
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When no friend is online, i am reading nothing and still here.
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When posting pics becomes an obsession!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
adele
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When you miss a day on Lush and all your friends worry about where you are.
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When u poke half of your friends list just for any response
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When you are logged in all day long, read stories when meant to be working. Oh and when you start typing lushie usernames into spreadsheets instead of the staff members name! (rofl)
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When you're starving but for some reason the chatrooms and forums are more interesting than eating.
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Quote by ShyVixen
You leave your phone on next to the bed and each time you roll over in the middle of the night you check for messages! Yes that's addicted!!

Guilty!!!

When you are at work, out or with friends and you take your phone to the restroom to check or send quick messages to your lushfriends!