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-you notice there is not enough fuel left on your car to go to the nearest gas station.
-when a friend of yours do not answer your greeting.
-when boss says the salary will be paid late again.
-when you have to shave but no water comes out of tap in the morning.
-when you see a very sexy lady with a mini and suspenders but your body doesn't react.
-when a friend of yours do not answer your greeting.
-when boss says the salary will be paid late again.
-when you have to shave but no water comes out of tap in the morning.
-when you see a very sexy lady with a mini and suspenders but your body doesn't react.
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-when your twin forgets to wish you a happy birthday
-when the hooker tells you she has a headache
-when the hooker tells you she has a headache
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by castlequeen
-when your twin forgets to wish you a happy birthday
-when the hooker tells you she has a headache
lol, I like both!
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Quote by MMonroeNo, my sister had a poster with 10 quotes like this on it. I just put down the 2 I remembered.
Did these things happen to you??
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I have a cousin who came home drunk and accidentley started to brush his teeth with antiflogistine. Man you never seen somone dance like that before!
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When you wake up to the sound of birds on your windowsill...only to find out they are buzzards.
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When you forget to set your alarm and you wake up thinking its Saturday only to realize you are an hour late for work.....ugh!...LOL!
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When I lived in the south, a coworker said to me, "You know it's a bad day when you go to brush your teeth and there's a cockroach on your toothbrush."
Uggh! Sadly I can picture that. When I lived in the south I found a cockroach in my silverware drawer...just chilling on the forks...GROSS!!
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When yiou remind yourself first thing in the morning to go to the police station.
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