This morning while reading a story, I saw one too many cliches and decided to post this thread.
My most disliked cliche (today): "throbbing manhood."
What's yours?
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Matriarch
I did a post very similar, many moons ago.
If you're talking cliche sentences / phrases, instead of entire story plots / concepts, here goes, I have the egg timer on 1 minute:
"I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right" ( stories favorite)
"She had just turned 16, it was her birthday"
"His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen"
"He was at least 9 inches"
"I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in"
"Fuck me harder"
"His huge manhood"
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
"His cum splashed against my cervix"
"I licked my lips greedily"
"I came eleven times"
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"He was as big as her forearm"
"I'm going to make you scream"
That's all I can think of Nic took most of the good ones
"I'm going to make you scream"
That's all I can think of Nic took most of the good ones
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
That's better.
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
That's better.
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lol -story!
Found another one (this is in a story no joke)
"Thats a mighty fine rack ya got there"
Found another one (this is in a story no joke)
"Thats a mighty fine rack ya got there"
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Advanced Wordsmith
A moan escaping from [fill in the blank]'s lips
Creamy white stuff [or anything else, for that matter] exploding from his/her being
Pre-cum leaking from the tip/head of his cock
Anything that "pulses," "throbs," "teases," or is "skimpy," "flimsy," or "sheer" more than once per story
Characters named Jack and Jill
She was 16 with sky-blue eyes, honey blonde hair, 5'4", 34C and a virgin
[how can any girl have all that and still be virgin?]
Creamy white stuff [or anything else, for that matter] exploding from his/her being
Pre-cum leaking from the tip/head of his cock
Anything that "pulses," "throbs," "teases," or is "skimpy," "flimsy," or "sheer" more than once per story
Characters named Jack and Jill
She was 16 with sky-blue eyes, honey blonde hair, 5'4", 34C and a virgin
[how can any girl have all that and still be virgin?]
Mr Nobody
Thanks all... I will try and get all those in ...
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The details of the soon to be ravished girl's body in the first paragraph:
You get the idea.
Also, any reference to a "fine piece of ass."
It was a nice day and Jill and I were talking. She was 5'1" tall with 36C breasts and 1" diameter nipples that poked out prominently from her bra. She had a 24" waist and ass cheeks that made my throbbing manhood, well, throb, well, a lot...
You get the idea.
Also, any reference to a "fine piece of ass."
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Quote by steffanie
Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
That's better.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Quote by ali2teaseuQuote by Blindfolded
"Thats a mighty fine rack ya got there"
At least it wasn't followed with "Thanks Dad!"
LOL this actually made me laugh out loud
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Matriarch
Quote by steffanie
Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
That's better.
This story would get 93 votes, most of which are a 5
Quote by nicolaQuote by steffanie
Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
That's better.
This story would get 93 votes, most of which are a 5
Matriarch
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Quote by steffanie
Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
Part 2 cumming soon....
That's better.
Fixed it lol
Was thinking of some more and came up with that
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Matriarch
Quote by roccotool
That sums up more than half the stories we get, Steff.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Seriously, stories make up less than 14% of our stories here, please don't paint any wrong pictures about this site.
Matriarch
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Quote by BlindfoldedQuote by ali2teaseuQuote by Blindfolded
"Thats a mighty fine rack ya got there"
At least it wasn't followed with "Thanks Dad!"
LOL this actually made me laugh out loud
LMAO!!! me too!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Nicola:
Do you know what percent of page views go to stories?
I ask because after reading this thread yesterday, I tried an experiment. I took a story that I was going to write as a straight-sex encounter and turned it into a Bro-Sis relationship. It's been up less than a day and it's received more than 3,000 views and 40 ratings -- more than my previous three straight-stories combined.
Just a thought...
BTW, I'm agnostic when it comes to , not particularly interested by it, but not particularly disgusted either. But if I devote six or seven hours to writing a story, I'd like it to get read by as many people as possible.
In a PM conversation earlier today, however, an LS writer, who is repelled by , accused me of "selling out for ratings." So it does seem to be something of an emotional issue with some folks.
::thanks Sis::
P.S. Glad to see I've relocated to Montreal. Now THERE's a place with great night life!
Do you know what percent of page views go to stories?
I ask because after reading this thread yesterday, I tried an experiment. I took a story that I was going to write as a straight-sex encounter and turned it into a Bro-Sis relationship. It's been up less than a day and it's received more than 3,000 views and 40 ratings -- more than my previous three straight-stories combined.
Just a thought...
BTW, I'm agnostic when it comes to , not particularly interested by it, but not particularly disgusted either. But if I devote six or seven hours to writing a story, I'd like it to get read by as many people as possible.
In a PM conversation earlier today, however, an LS writer, who is repelled by , accused me of "selling out for ratings." So it does seem to be something of an emotional issue with some folks.
::thanks Sis::
P.S. Glad to see I've relocated to Montreal. Now THERE's a place with great night life!
Quote by nicola
Seriously, stories make up less than 14% of our stories here, please don't paint any wrong pictures about this site.
Given gthat there are 25 different categories, for one of the " " categories to pull in a 14% market share is pretty significant.
As to the Montréal... who wants to meet up for poutine? I think the place was called La Banquise... so good. Damn, I miss poutine.
Matriarch
Quote by Jason_NYC
Nicola:
Do you know what percent of page views go to stories?
I think about 20-25%. It is the most bookmarked category, so stories in there often get a massive amount of views and votes compared to others.
Given gthat there are 25 different categories, for one of the " " categories to pull in a 14% market share is pretty significant.
Not really, lots of the categories hardly have any entries whatsoever, Love Stories, Novels, Poems, Toys, Exhbitionism.
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Quote by nicolaQuote by Jason_NYC
Nicola:
Do you know what percent of page views go to stories?
I think about 20-25%. It is the most bookmarked category, so stories in there often get a massive amount of views and votes compared to others.
Given gthat there are 25 different categories, for one of the " " categories to pull in a 14% market share is pretty significant.
Not really, lots of the categories hardly have any entries whatsoever, Love Stories, Novels, Poems, Toys, Exhbitionism.
I'm disappointed that novels don't have that many, I enjoy a really long engaging story sometimes.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Advanced Wordsmith
Hi Nik:
Thanks. Those numbers make sense. "Most bookmarked" would confirm that this is a genre with many committed devotees.
BF:
For what it's worth, my fav online "long engaging story"--it runs well over 1,000 pages--is the final version of "Selena and Joe" by Pettybox over at asstr. IMO, "Selena and Joe" is in the same league with "The Pearl," "A Man and a Maid," "My Secret Life," Henry Miller, Anais Nin, etc.
--pleasant reading
Thanks. Those numbers make sense. "Most bookmarked" would confirm that this is a genre with many committed devotees.
BF:
For what it's worth, my fav online "long engaging story"--it runs well over 1,000 pages--is the final version of "Selena and Joe" by Pettybox over at asstr. IMO, "Selena and Joe" is in the same league with "The Pearl," "A Man and a Maid," "My Secret Life," Henry Miller, Anais Nin, etc.
--pleasant reading
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