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Beffer
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I stole my twin sister's university alumnus ID card that she left out at our parents' house so I could use it to swim at the university natatorium without paying a fee. I look just like her photo ID so they've never asked me for additional ID.
ScreamQueen
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Souls and I used to steal my dads cigarettes and porn and booze

He had a stack of hustlers in his closet that touched the ceiling
I think he probably noticed them vanishing but didn't care.


Then in HS my girlfriend and I went to the mall
We had those goth pants with the millions of pockets and we decided to see how
Much we could take ( it was a lot. )
Verbal
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Once I was totally broke and hungry as fuck and I stole a box of crackers and a brick of cream cheese. It tasted SO good. I went back a couple weeks later to pay the guy back. He was a real dick about it.

I also stole Diary of the Plague Years, by Daniel Defoe, from the Mpls. Public Library. A ridiculously beautiful book, with woodcut illustrations. It has a treasured space on my bookshelf even now. Maybe I'll pay them back one day.
Magical_felix
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First thing I ever stole was trading cards and candy from a grocery store.

Then I used to pocket the money my grandpa would give me to buy him shit at the latino market and steal the valuable things instead.

Used to pocket my school supply money and steal the school supplies too.

I got caught several times stealing as a kid... But I was fast.

Stole computer programs i needed from school back when you could do that. Everyone used to do that though.

I've stolen a large amount of drugs before. That was pretty risky.

I suppose colluding with another player during a poker game would be stealing too. They stole the money from someone else. So like, who cares..

I have stolen other stuff... You know, someone breaks my car window.. "of course I had a bunch of tools and a laptop in there, officer. Put that in the report, it was a powerbook, and the case... leather".

I stole something priceless once....... That still makes me sad. Wish I could undo that one.

This was all a lifetime ago.








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RejectReality
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LOL Smalltimers.

A combine and log skidder. ( both for the purposes of pulling out stuck trucks, so kind of borrowing rather than stealing, though I doubt the people having to fix them after we hotwired them saw it that way ) More gasoline from gravity tanks than I can possibly enumerate. I could pick locks when I was around 12. Mastered the art of switching price tags back before scanners were a thing in flyover country. $50 Transformers for $5.99. ( Which I sold on Ebay years later for over $100 ) Ungodly amounts of change from vending machines. Nobody seemed to know how to properly operate a coin return lever, and it was like a slot machine every time I pulled one. Tons of fishing tackle and camping equipment. Lots of beer from garage fridges. Giant wrenches from mine cranes ( which we had this girl paint with scenes for a few bucks and sold for a premium as folk art decorations ) Boatloads of antiques from the 3-story abandoned orphanage in town. Unearthly amounts of copper wiring and piping from abandoned houses in the sticks. ( Set the wiring on fire and burn off the insulation before delivering to the scrap yard ) Trees. ( The sawmill paid big bucks for 8 foot sections of hardwood trees without taper and knots )

That's not counting all the scams we were running, and the legitimate ventures like catching snapping turtles when the fish weren't biting and keeping them in buckets of clean water that you changed until all the sludge was out of their system. Folks would pay good money for a turtle in a bucket of clean water.

Probably been more than 30 years since I pinched anything other than a slice of pizza from the supervisor's office, but we were rather enterprising when we were kids.
Verbal
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LOL Smalltimers.

A combine and log skidder. ( both for the purposes of pulling out stuck trucks, so kind of borrowing rather than stealing, though I doubt the people having to fix them after we hotwired them saw it that way ) More gasoline from gravity tanks than I can possibly enumerate. I could pick locks when I was around 12. Mastered the art of switching price tags back before scanners were a thing in flyover country. $50 Transformers for $5.99. ( Which I sold on Ebay years later for over $100 ) Ungodly amounts of change from vending machines. Nobody seemed to know how to properly operate a coin return lever, and it was like a slot machine every time I pulled one. Tons of fishing tackle and camping equipment. Lots of beer from garage fridges. Giant wrenches from mine cranes ( which we had this girl paint with scenes for a few bucks and sold for a premium as folk art decorations ) Boatloads of antiques from the 3-story abandoned orphanage in town. Unearthly amounts of copper wiring and piping from abandoned houses in the sticks. ( Set the wiring on fire and burn off the insulation before delivering to the scrap yard ) Trees. ( The sawmill paid big bucks for 8 foot sections of hardwood trees without taper and knots )

That's not counting all the scams we were running, and the legitimate ventures like catching snapping turtles when the fish weren't biting and keeping them in buckets of clean water that you changed until all the sludge was out of their system. Folks would pay good money for a turtle in a bucket of clean water.

Probably been more than 30 years since I pinched anything other than a slice of pizza from the supervisor's office, but we were rather enterprising when we were kids.


You stole TREES!? Like, entire trees!? Tell us more.

Good stories.

I had a roommate once who used go into abandoned/for sale old homes and steal small stained glass windows and old fixtures and stuff. I went with him once, we broke in, smoked a joint and listened to the house settle while I screwed up my nerve. We removed a small octoganal glass window with a crowbar. I have to admit it was really fun. I even wrote a story about it. Wish I still had the window.
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Well apparently I have stolen Sugarbaby's heart ❤️
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Well apparently I have stolen Sugarbaby's heart ❤️


O.M.G. Couldn’t find a cheese emoji. Dude. You’re better than this.

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As a preteen, I played a lot of snooker. I changed the price tag on a two-piece cue and paid significantly less. Yup. Popped some tags.
RejectReality
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You stole TREES!? Like, entire trees!? Tell us more.

Good stories.

I had a roommate once who used go into abandoned/for sale old homes and steal small stained glass windows and old fixtures and stuff. I went with him once, we broke in, smoked a joint and listened to the house settle while I screwed up my nerve. We removed a small octoganal glass window with a crowbar. I have to admit it was really fun. I even wrote a story about it. Wish I still had the window.



You'd be amazed how quickly you can fell, top, and cut up a tree when you're doing it clandestinely with four to six guys with chainsaws. Winches, come-alongs, and pulleys ( depending upon the situation ) got the log into the air, and then you backed the truck under it. Usually about three trucks, because none of them could take more than one of the logs. Most of the time, all we took was the logs for the sawmill. If we were in a relatively secure location, we might take most of the tree, cutting up the rest to sell as firewood.

I can only think of three times that I was involved, and never more than once in a year. It was an operation that had to be carefully planned and prepared for, as you might imagine. What we got out of those logs bought a lot of beer and Dr. McGillicuddy. We had one buddy who would never go, because he did a stint in the pokey for getting caught cutting one down in the state forest. That's where all the big, straight trees are. It was like a decade before he would even touch a chainsaw again.

Another hint: When you're throwing a two foot+ long wrench off of a giant mine crane, make sure it lands flat. If it hits handle first, you're never getting it back out of the ground. I do still have one of those wrenches somewhere. It was the smallest of the bunch, and too small to paint. I think it's about a foot and a half long and probably a four inch gap between the... Jaws? Have no idea if that's the right term. Where the nut you're turning goes LOL I'm guessing from memory that it weighs maybe 15 or 20 pounds.
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O.M.G. Couldn’t find a cheese emoji. Dude. You’re better than this.

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As a preteen, I played a lot of snooker. I changed the price tag on a two-piece cue and paid significantly less. Yup. Popped some tags.


One cheese emoji, as requested! ?
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One cheese emoji, as requested! ?


Ha Ha! Silly man took the bait. Stores are closed. I needed cheese for a recipe.

Now, what's this medieval looking contraption? A catapult, perhaps? No problem. This should only take me a mo...
Martiann
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One or two hearts ♥️
kistinspencil
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When I was 8, I stole my sister's diary (she was 17). It was so boring, I put it back long before she got home.
colin123
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A pair of my wifes friends used panties when we were visiting.
alison90
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Nothing much recently! I used to when I was a sales assistant working in a clothing store. I stole lots of underwear. Easy to smuggle out.
Ensorceled
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I once stole crackers and cream cheese because I was hungry and had no money.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Icarus4
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Armed robbery and stole two diet Coke and a Snickers bar from a convenience store. Served five years in prison and now I am US Senator.
M_K_Babalon
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I'm innogiultycent.
Squire3
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I stole a nail from a building/hardware store when I was a child. My father found out and took me back to return it as a life lesson. I don't feel that taking a shampoo or soap or two from a hotel is stealing. If so, then, yes, I have committed that action.